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Another Hero's Journey: Dreams - Part One

First of all, we would like to thank your brother Rohane and his comrade Mipsy for freeing us all...

by precious_katuch14
Three Wishes: Part One

"Wasn't it obvious that he was going to choose Royal?" she asked. "It's bad enough that he acts like he rules the world. And now he has the colour to match..."

by rachelindea
Table for Three: Part One

I asked Alana, and she says that if your family is okay with it, you can come up and visit for Christmas!

by psychopsam
Storm at Sea: Part One

Two figures ran through the darkness. They were some of the very, very few who were unafraid – they had grown up on these shadowy streets...

by saphira_27
 
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Finding the Perfect Gift



In nearly every store, I found someone pondering a shop display and fretting, “Well, I THINK he’d like it... I GUESS she’d want this... I don’t know, MAYBE this one would work...” Several threw up their hands, paws, or flippers in despair, and cried, “Oh woe is me! I’ll never find the Perfect Gift in time!” But never fear, my fellow Neopians! Help has arrived, in the form of a step by step guide: How to find the Perfect Gift! Simply read through the following steps, take notes as needed, and then set out into the wilds...



Other Stories


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The Magic of Christmas Eve
"When I was little, what I would do is send a letter up the chimney," Brigitte was explaining. "They go straight to Santa Kaus..."

by queen_starshine

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A Terror (Mountain) Christmas
"Come on, Arpheo, the tree looks fine the way it is," Orpheus said. He wrapped a warm scarf around his neck. "Char, Isca, and I are going up to the Advent Calendar. You're coming, right?"

by aisha_enchantress110

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10 Must-Have Stocking Stuffers For Under 5000 NP!
Here, you'll find this season's must-have stocking stuffers that will save you from living out of a cardboard box come New Year's Day... and they're guaranteed to satisfy any Neopian's tastebuds...

by evie_firebolt

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Christmas in the Haunted Woods: A Step-By-Step Guide
First, you will need a tree. Now, I'm sure that if you go looking for one, you could find a nice, slouched, demonic looking tree...

by ghostwolf18

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Blah blah -Christmas-
Brrrr...

by highwind20

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Just Sit
Nothing like seeing annoying relatives during the holidays...

by katopia12



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