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Toast Can Save You
If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...
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Dear Crabby Here is my first piece of advice: read my article
now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You
will not be able to. I have friends in high places.
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