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||Issue: 363 | 10th day of Collecting, Y10
|The Book: Part Five"I'm not sharing a cell with the thimble fraudster!" Freddy shouted.|
|Some Kind of Superstar: Part Four"Okay..." croaks the Techo, writing something down on a sheet of paper. "Did you study the script?"|
|Greatclaw: Part FourEvery fiber of his being rebelled against the thought. "But I don't want to be a thief," he whispered harshly. "I want to become a knight!"|
|Falling Rain: Part FourIt was as though all the shouting voices blurred into one. Something within him churned at the sight. What was he doing?|
|The Fallen: Twisted - Part ThreeA loud howl rose into the air, echoing painfully in Javiod's ears.|
|A House, A Home: Part FourThat was when a large door opened across the room, revealing Commander Garoo. And yes, he had giant robots. |
|A Quest for Faerieland: The Trilogy - Part Two"Right now we be in the jungle, so be very careful and watch out for--" But before John could finish, a loud ROAR caused all six of them to jump with surprise. |
|Sunlight Sonata: Part FiveSayang grinned. "If Keben didn't say it outright, neither will I. We're going to a demonstration. That's all you need to know."|
|Taking Care of Us: Part TwoThe Weewoo wriggled around in her paws and honked pathetically. It sounded nothing like the legendary, supposedly 'beautiful' cry of the Weewoo. |
|The Chronicles of Terror Mountain: Part TwoHe started to walk around, laughing for the first time since... since too long ago. The snow was so cold, and yet, Icky felt right at home...|
|No Other Way: Part Three"I don't mean to intrude," said Drakav, impatiently, "but we've got a Station to save here!"|
|Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part ThreePuzzled, Valeane cautiously opened the door and stuck her head in. Shouts and angry voices reached her ears and her eyes widened slightly at what she saw. |
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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest
When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...
"Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?"
|What To Collect|
It seems like you're the only one who cannot show off with a large collection, not because you don't want to start one but because you simply do not know what to collect.