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||Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8
|Behind the Forbidden Door: Part TenNow the Neopians began to gain the upper hand.
With two thirds of their forces gone, the mutants and Neopets who worked for
Sloth began to falter...|
|Her Spirit's Eyes: Part NineShe raced down the stairs as fast as she could.
She spotted two figures: one was Monina and one was Dina. But which one was
which was the hard part...|
|The Price of Faith: Part Nine"Ready as we'll ever be," I answered, glancing out past where the grass
ended and the desert began once more...|
|Pages of a Lost Past: Part EightSeconds later the cloaked figure turned back
around and ordered the robots to follow him into the next room. She waited until
she was sure all of them were out of sight...|
|The Lost World of Stnaltia: Part Seven"This is insane!" he finally called. "By the
time we get there, we'll be too tired..."|
|True Sisters: Part FiveIt took Tid four hours to make a small recovery,
and then we set off, even though it was dark. Aaron said we had to gain as many
miles as we could...|
|Past Reflections: Part SixMy senses pricked as the sound of sobbing echoed
through the blackness. A kid...? No, not just any child. These sobs belonged
to Tyne... |
|Shades of Darkness: Lights in the Shadows - Part FiveI was getting tired, and unless I came up with
a new plan I would lose...|
|Encountering Resistance: Part FiveThe Research Facility where Mirkelloyd "worked" was behind
the Sloth Desert crater. Once, if the legends were to be believed, there had been
a magnificent obelisk at this spot...|
|Not Just Another Lupe Story: Part ThreeWith his prize in one paw, he motioned for Tarrow to join him in the sky, somewhere
that Sabre-X could not get to...|
|The Peophin Incident: Part Three"Are you out of your mind?" Chaelian demanded. "We're going
to sneak into the Snowager's cave?" |
|The Day 250 Struck: Part ThreeShe
could not allow this 250 to go on wreaking havoc on the Natives if there was
some way for her to stop it...
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|"Your Hands Glow Blue For A Moment...": Part Two"This feels weird," Tylla complained, wiggling
her fingers uncomfortably. "They're all tingly."|
|A Water Faerie’s Tears: Part Two"It's
obvious that this Water Faerie is not impressed by book learning. I'm sure that
it's a knight's heroic qualities that she's looking for..."|
|The Kougra Klan: Part Two"Guanya!" she moaned, scooping him up. "You're
a strong one, aren't you? And cheeky!" Guanya kicked his legs...|
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Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...
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The marrow will hold up under heat while you fry, steam, roast,
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it is prepared, Marrow is the vegetable of choice in Neopia.