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Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke

(face palm)

This is a collab with the user Gromits.

by rowdy420

Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3

I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me.

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Random Events: The Deserted Tomb

A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb...

by orlovo
RIP: Dice-A-Roo

Who decides whether you win or not, anyway?

by peanutbuttermilk
Just mutant things vol. 2

Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard.

by jacquelineramrez
Pampered!? Me? Never!!

Keep them moist...

by hunnybunnie
Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job

Seriously tho...

by welikedots
Contrast: Dinner Time

Talk about poor table manners!

by jojomoonless
A new background in the mall...

Some things are just not what they seem.

by littlegirlydude
Scary Tree Scary Tree

So like...

by kaddisti
Ketchup

I'm so sorry blame my dad for this.

by shakespeareghurl
A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition

ARRRRR...

by piratesy
Hauntings

Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic?

by catscats365
The truth about Kaia

Sooo that's how she did it...

Also by georgea12345

by doug_henrique

Random Oddness

Water Pets.

by mistyqee
 
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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?



We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?! Keep track of your answers by writing down the letters on a piece of paper! 1. Let's start with an introduction, so we can get to know each other. Which of these statements would you say best describes your personality? a. I'm cute and cuddly, and I just want to be loved. b. I hate everyone. I'm deeply evil. c. I'm pretty laid-back, but I have a schedule that I stick to. d. I'm a risk-taker, a real fire-starter! You'd better watch out! e. I'm cool as a cucumber, but I hate cucumber. I'm also very clean.



Other Stories


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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08


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Rediscover Faerieland In a Day
Although Faerieland was once voted the Best Place to Live, the number of visitors to the city and its surrounding lands decreased considerably after parts of Faerieland were destroyed during the Wraith Resurgence. However, all Neopians worked hard to rebuild Faerieland over the months, and after this year’s Charity Corner event, the donations from Neopians far and wide helped restore Faerieland to its formal glory, just in time for spring! Consequently, we decided to create an itinerary to help boost Faerieland’s tourism and to guide our readers through the best parts of Faerieland and how to make the most of it in a day.

In collaboration with lauren92_k

by mel_liew_ming_li


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Caring for Your Grey Pet
“Why would I ever want a pet that is always sad?”

This has been a longstanding question for many pet owners around Neopia. Over time, many myths surrounding grey neopets and their behaviour have surfaced. But how many are true?

by brekln


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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude

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Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.

by unfogging



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