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Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke

(face palm)

This is a collab with the user Gromits.

by rowdy420

Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3

I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me.

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Random Events: The Deserted Tomb

A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb...

by orlovo
RIP: Dice-A-Roo

Who decides whether you win or not, anyway?

by peanutbuttermilk
Just mutant things vol. 2

Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard.

by jacquelineramrez
Pampered!? Me? Never!!

Keep them moist...

by hunnybunnie
Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job

Seriously tho...

by welikedots
Contrast: Dinner Time

Talk about poor table manners!

by jojomoonless
A new background in the mall...

Some things are just not what they seem.

by littlegirlydude
Scary Tree Scary Tree

So like...

by kaddisti
Ketchup

I'm so sorry blame my dad for this.

by shakespeareghurl
A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition

ARRRRR...

by piratesy
Hauntings

Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic?

by catscats365
The truth about Kaia

Sooo that's how she did it...

Also by georgea12345

by doug_henrique

Random Oddness

Water Pets.

by mistyqee
 
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Caring for Your Grey Pet



"Why would I ever want a pet that is always sad?" This has been a longstanding question for many pet owners around Neopia. Over time, many myths surrounding grey Neopets and their behaviour have surfaced. But how many are true? And how can we care for grey Neopets properly? As the owner of 2 grey Neopets, I have plenty of experience. One of the most frustrating things about being a grey pet owner is the myths that surround our grey friends! These myths are simply untrue, and should be examined thoroughly for the good of all grey Neopets. MYTHS MYTH #1: "Grey pets are always sad and gloomy." This is simply not true. Haven’t you ever heard of the phrase "you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover?" Many grey pets have a lacklustre facial expression, but this does not reflect their mood. Grey pets often get lost in their thoughts and daydreams, but this does not mean they are necessarily feeling sad. Furthermore, many grey pets look quite cheerful, such as the Usul, Kougra, Korbat, Draik, and Bruce, who sport a lovely smile!



Other Stories


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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08


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A List of Must-Haves Keep To You Zen This Spring!
As the temperatures warm up and the Peaceful Tree Garlands in your gardens begin to bloom, you may be wondering how to best embrace spring’s arrival. In anticipation of the most beautiful season of the year (that’s our opinion anyway), we’ve decided to put together a list of our favourite spring-related items to help you make the most of the fresh flowers and warmer days.

In collaboration with mel_liew_ming_li

by shnicky7


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The Cooking Pot: A New Discovery
Hey there avid article readers! Last week I was casually searching the Trading Chat Neoboards as usual and came across a board from a user that awakened my adoration for the Cooking Pot and its recipes. This board revealed quite a milestone and the fact of the matter was that a new recipe had been discovered in 2018!

by m0nster_rancher

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Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.

by unfogging

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

      Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

      You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies




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