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Simple Neopets Joke #5

Jokes from Sloth!

by souxis
Cut out for the job

A spooky quiggle that wasn't spooky enough.

by keruza

Happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

by hamster_z

I'm changing for the better!

Also by 01_batatinha_01

by lukinhas2007

Roo Island Merry Go Round!

I wanted the pink one...

by montro2000pokemon
The Gift of the Air Faerie

Resourcefulness is always important when aiming for gold.

by lepetitpoulet
Holiday at the Neolodge

And by Neolodge, we mean the Cockroach Towers.

by andromedric
The Meridellians: Potato Counter

That's all it takes?

by islandforever
Maybe UC Pets ARE The Best? (Part 2)


Also by kira_des

by rivera_ice_princess

Little Neo: Feelin' Ixi

Nycolae the ixi wakes up to something... unusual.

by bl1nd3d
Adventures of Adventurers

A different kind of quest.

by schreckensberg
A Ghost Pun

Why do Ghost Neopets hate rain?

by kennielee
Water You Talking About?

Who knew being friends with a Fire Neopet could save you 1,996,000 neopoints?

by storymakerechidna
A Fancy Party Requires a Fancy Outfit!

... Just don't let the local narcissist help you out.

by neoflare951
Piggyback Ride

It's time!

Also by dauntlessleader

by simbologies

Wrong Stamp

I hope you like this comic entry Scrappy. I can't stop laughing at it, so I hope it makes it in!

by squatle
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"How to Cure Nightmares" by kunabee_tiger
Iridesce was rarely home. She was a wanderer, never able to stay in one place for very long. It was why she ended up in the Pound - and that had very nearly killed her. It was suffocating and claustrophobic. The end result had worked out, though. A bed she could always return to, and she was the only one with any say in where and when she went. She was peacefully asleep, dreaming of Maraqua and the see, when something woke her. It was a strange and unfamiliar noise, and she lay blinking in the dark before she realized what it was. Someone was crying. She slid out of bed, feet landing softly on the bamboo floor. The noise was coming from across the hall, which meant it was the new pet, a Stealthy Kacheek named Zabuzaf. Iridesce knocked on her door before opening it, stepping inside. The Kacheek had most of her painted clothes off, only wearing the shirt without its armor. In her hands, she held her helmet. "I'm sorry," she whispered loudly, "I didn't mean to wake you." Iridesce could see the tears still on her cheeks, and the fact hed hands were shaking, the helmet rattling slightly with the minute motion. "It's not a problem," Iridesce said quietly. Her voice didn't quite drop down to a whisper. She sat on the bed next to Zabuzaf, looking at the Kacheek with gentle concern. "I never sleep well, anyway," she lied.

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