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Of Silence: the New Plushie: Part Two

Well, most likely, plushies won't be the only things disappearing one by one...

by werelupecookies
Doom & Misery

I was just singing...

by voiceprint
Another Junk Stock

!!!!!

Also by seluker406

by emberfusion

Doesn't it looks like familiar?

Wait a minute...

Also by tonyrichard

by dinha_reeves

Almost Abandoned Attic

You've heard of almost abandoned attic...

Also by klickthemaster

by kat_bus

Never get between a witch and her coffee

Did someone say pumpkin spice...?

by izzywizard
Pie Time

Some Neopets would do anything for pie.

by lepetitpoulet
Fifth Pet Slot Inspo!

Great... just we need...competition...

by butterflybandage
The Overly Ambitious Kacheek IV

Misadventures of one very ambitious chocolate Kacheek!

by meghaanlee
Book Award Blues

Be careful what you wish for...

by applejuicerain
So that's why...

Quick, run!!

by music_cake9
Add's Shenanigans

No Petpets were harmed during this battle.

by dtrg
A Humerus Event

Ohh how cute!!

Collab with freeread

by suixx

Rules of Sneaking Into the Neopian Times (Part 3)

Will this get me into NT? I guess so....

Also by beanlein

by imcatcrazy11

Weewoos

Just put the paper down...slowly...

by evelynlupin
Training Troubles

Darn you coconut...

by sallyneko
 
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"Ballindalloch: Part Three" by dewdropzz
"Mom, guess what? I found another carving in my room today!" "Another carving?" "Yeah, like the one in the kitchen! Remember last night?" "I remember. What does it say?" As her mother sat with a cup of tea on the infamous couch in the Catchall Room, which was beginning to look more and more like a living room — Carleigh Larkin must have been busy this morning — it took all of Avery's physical and emotional resolve to keep her feet firmly planted on the ground. "Do you want to see it?" she beamed, excitement pulsing through her ever-escalating voice. "I'll come see it after I finish my tea. What does it say?" her mother repeated the question. "It says Maybelline! M-a-y-b..." A short pause. "...e-l-i-n-e. May-buh-leen. Unless it's line, like a straight line. I like to say it May-buh-leen." "Maybelline," the red Xweetok tried the word out. She seemed to like it. "It's pretty." She smiled. "I wonder what it means." "It's a name, Mom!" Avery chortled. "The name of a kid — a girl!" Carleigh's smile faded a bit, and her face turned quizzical. "How do you know it's the name of a kid?" Avery narrowed her eyes in a noble attempt at a sarcastic expression. "Mom, would you or Dad carve your name into a wall?" "Don't be smart, Avery," her mother rebuked. "You always say that. Do you want me to be dumb?" Carleigh scrunched up her nose and blew out through her mouth. "You are so going to be in for it one day, missy." We should take the time to note that that 'one day' Avery was going to be 'in for it' had been coming for a long, long time. Suddenly a thought came over the little smart-aleck: a thought that had breezed into her mind for a brief moment before she had been fully conscious, and had breezed out just as quickly.




Other Stories


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The League of Adventurers
But ancient Neopia is something else entirely. At any rate, it’s nice to just pretend to adventure sometimes.

by cosmicfire918

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Just A Normal Day In Neovia
It was a normal depressing morning in Neovia. Grey clouds that threatened rain hung low in the sky as Shopkeepers were unlocking their doors and greeting each other as they started their days in the foggy streets of Neovia.

by pokemon4ever45

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The 9 Worst Jobs in Neopia
Have you ever stopped to think of all the hardworking people who keep Neopia running smoothly? There are countless characters we run into every day, most of whom we take for granted.

Also by kayahtik

by sportsaddict01


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BD Nuances: Freezing, Full-blocking, and Disables
Whether you’re going for Battledome avatars or just farming your daily loot, you’ve undoubtedly used one of these three mechanics.

by dfgh5067

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A trip to the Seven Wonders of the (Neopian) World: Part Five
Arriving at the Deserted Fairground, Seamus felt a sense of dread. He had been warned about how run-down it was, but he wasn't expecting it to be quite this run-down.

by sallynicol

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Defenders of Neopia - Where They've Been: Part Three
In the command room, red lights were blinking all over the console. One of the guards spun around in their chair and glanced at the monitors. He chose one and zoomed in.

by grimmbones7



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