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What am I? #4

Can you guess the species and color of this neopet using only a short riddle and a few pictures?

by pets_rock_8
The Search for Faye Pt. 3

Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 3/7

by icysnowe
NeoPaper: Trip to the Doctor's Office

The Neopian Hospital has such amazing customer service!

by mbredboy31
Slushie Madness

It's never too early

Also by paraxeno_daimonio

by ohsilly

The Marvelous Misadventures of Super Attack Pea

"Not so super... yet."

Also by _aragorn_

by joslucca3000

Random Oddness

How to completely skip puberty.

by mistyqee
Rock gets a job

Also by tkprtyrhd

by neptunely


At least magma pets aren't THAT bright.

by faeriegirl2000
Brag about it.

She'll get used to it.

by ealm528
The Rejects Club

Ever wanted an April Fools pet to become a tangible reality? I'm sure the pets feel the same way!

by acylated
Sideshow: Unis Day Out

Come on!

by courtlyjest
Participation Awards

they just keep piling up

by alliieennss
Glory Days: Pirates

They were just trying to be nice!

by darkpassage
Hissi Shoes?

How does a Hissi wear shoes exactly?

by draggi_pi2
Shadow of Evil p1

Finding the perfect guardian.

Also by mucka33

by krabbox

The Truth Behind the Battleground of the Obelisk: Part 1

And here we have...

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

Search the Neopian Times


"Trouble at the Neocola Machine" by lunarchronicles
"Are you sure this will work?” Brekker paced back and forth in front of the Neocola Machine, the shoes of his space suit scuffing up the thick purple-brown Kreludor dust. His four green ears bobbed and flopped over his helmet, though there was no wind up here to stir them. His older brother, Lantsov, rolled his eyes and went to scratch his nose before remembering his own borrowed space helmet. “Have I ever steered you wrong before, little brother?” Brekker didn’t answer, mostly because he could think of several instances when Lantsov had steered him wrong, solely for the pirate Blumaroo’s own amusement. That was how brothers – especially older brothers – operated. He looked down at the Fake Neocola Token on a String that trailed behind him as he paced through the moon dust. Maybe it wouldn’t work, and Lantsov was lying, but the thing did look real… would the vending machine really be able to tell the difference? The thing was, the little alien Aisha was pretty desperate for a transmogrification potion. Brekker knew that there was an avatar to be gained in getting one, and he was pretty sure he could convince his owner to use one on a lab rat so he could run off to the Neoboards and display it. But he was flat broke, and all of his previous Neocola Machine attempts hadn’t paid off yet.

Other Stories


Stealing the Stolen
Even if he did run into Balthazar, Farren wasn’t sure what Stevens meant by turning. Did he think he’d run off to join Balthazar in the faerie hunting business?

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


Of Shades of Grey
You might have heard about it, that Faeries are born with their soulmate’s first words to them written on their skin.

by miu1109


To collect or not to collect
Sit back, grab some popcorn and read the guide to become a Real Collector!

by water_park1993


Achieving Through Account Improvement
So get a nice cup of borovan, grab a notepad and a pen, and let’s get started on seeing how you can go from drab to glam by improving YOUR account!

by butterflybandage


Haunted Woods Hero: Part Three
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death


Return to Lynwood: Part Eleven
“Last I checked,” he said, “Vakhtang did not own this place, and he’s got no control over you, either. Why don’t we put an end to his silly charade?”

by cosmicfire918

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