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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 5

Your name is Dark Pit, right?

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 10

Who knew the BoE had such good singers?

by blackaavar
A Very Merry Telethon: Part Four

And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

Wreath Mix-up

I thought you said wraith...

by dragondancer007
Silly Comics Volume I

NC Mall Shenanigans!

by northshire
Sleep Deprivation

Just a little coffee and you're good to go!

by innosently
Shellshock'd! p1

A new realm with a new ruler...

by gorubeza
Immediate Regret

That new colour seemed really cool a moment ago...

by fatefulwings
A Golden Appletunity - Part 1

The apple leads to yet another brilliant discovery.

by eugenie247
When the Owner Leaves the House

... and you're waiting for the food

by janderson_lee
Cavities: Tree Wars: Part One

May the best tree win!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
MEDIOCRE

You're gone for two years and the entire world flips on its head! What's next--Faerieland crashing or something?

by totally_petpets_4
What Are The Odds: Advent

'Tis the season to be disappointed.

by malochroma
Shenanigans: Advent

Some puns are un-fir-givable.

by delugent_tears
Felf on the Shelf

Just some Felf's messing around on a shelf!

by wonderings
 
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"The Morning Paper" by applefaerie99
J eronie the blue Yurble was reading the large ad in the morning paper. Jeronie called over to her roommate, "Horeseay, listen to this, the grooming shop is having a hair stylist in their beauty salon next week for free consultations. If you decide to have it cut and styled like they recommend, it is all on sale. I have always wanted to have my hair styled by a specialist. Maybe I will get a whole new look." I went on, "what do you think?" Horeseay looked at me over the sports pages, "If that's what you want, go ahead. I hope it's nothing too far out." When I stopped by for an appointment, I found out they were filled up and had to settle for a place on the waiting list. I remembered back to another incident years ago when I received a free "hairdo" and it made me laugh thinking about it. At the time we had been in our new home in Neopia Central only a few years. My younger sister, Cami and her roommate had recently moved to Roo Island where she taught math. We really enjoyed being able to get together often. "Come over for the weekend," Cami had written in a note to me, "I found a great place where we can get our hair done on Saturday morning and it doesn't cost anything!" At that time having our hair done at a beauty salon was a special treat, reserved only for special events. So we were ready early Saturday morning when we walked to town for our free beauty services.




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Christmas Miracles
A story about a Draik who couldn't fly, but who had always dreamed for the day she could finally taste the skies.

by butteredwings

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Moving On
My name is Darius Blake, I am a shadow Draik and I think social services are stupid.

by __ayahrox__

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The Definitive Guide To Hissi
A comprehensive guide to Neopia's favorite serpentine creatures.

by alli_draggy

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My Puny Arms Can't Even Hold an Attack Pea!
My Beginners Guide to Training on a Budget!

by kittykatbt

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Ten
The wall ahead of her rippled. Colly watched with horror as the mud melted and sloughed off the wall the make way for Sarabet, who didn’t even wait for the doorway to be solidified again to welcome herself inside. Mud plopped onto her head and ran down her body, but she treated it with indifference.

by hybatsu

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Three
I never liked to talk about how things went in exams, inevitably I would be wrong. However, on this occasion I felt I had done quite well. All the questions had been in the areas I had understood best, and all in all, I was quite pleased with what I had written.

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