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Pound Puns

You could say...

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by sophieauditore

Unfair Treatment

Why am I not the one....

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by shennyyy

Aisha Eyes

See? Aren't they pretty?

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Poor Weewoos

Does this look like a good time to you?

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With Friends Like This...

No more omelettes!

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by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie

What did she do?!

by elementdragongirl
NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic

Okay, now that's really unfair...

by mbredboy31
Fishing Issues

And most importantly, where do they buy sandals?

by sophiaabic
Sunny Side Up

The culinary choices are so limited!

by amarettoball
The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement.

Who determines spectacular exactly?

by goldensif
The Techo Master's Secret

Eeee oooo

Also by yashasvika

by vanillerrybeitje

The Three Stages of Fear

Baby Pteri Eggs Edition...

by marcthegr8est1
Neoquest Logic


Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed

Who can a Cybunny trust?

by angul888

It begins.

by spunkydog34
The Kelp

The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe


This is how bad I am at playing games...

by innosently
Hide and Seek

Let's try another game...

by supertualet

Anything is possible.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Papa's Got Jokes

Dad puns are the best puns

Also by Kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Codestone Humor

I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day...

by dune
Envelope Please

Eliv Thade!

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Heard It All Before

Trust me, I've heard it all

Also by robotbo23

by wowlame

Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat

Your own personal swimming pool!

by yoshisislandbandit
Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings

I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs.

by june_scarlet
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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."

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