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Unwanted Invitees

Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list?

by likelife96
Baelia's Burdens #3

Anyone would feel left out in her position.

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Fortune Gone Wrong

Well, at least he's accurate.

Also by basilio42

by iluminescent

Eclectic Antics: Winter

We all have that one friend.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Life As A Kad: Sleeping

Kads so as Kads want.

by anniversarium
Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ

I'm gonna poke it with a stick.

Also by spooky_pie

by ketchup547

A Thief's Life - Eyebrows

Biyakos. So majestic.

by yoshisislandbandit
Desert Island Doldrums

Also by jellybeanott

by whitefriar

Fair Weather

You can't fit.

by willowraynelake
Yummy

Finally!

by lincolnpark_
Petpet Show Off

Well, that's interesting...

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Why Kads Pend Forever

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour

It's all starting to make sense.

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

Random Oddness

No no, she meant the *green* red dress.

by mistyqee
The Art Board

No time to spare here.

by berdor
 
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Overly-Complicated Slushie Shop Analysis



Happy Valley is a happy place, why else would it be called Happy Valley? Jolly residents spread cheer throughout the streets and show that the warmest town in Neopia is indeed found at the frozen base of Terror Mountain. These dandy denizens come from different backgrounds and species, but one thing that they can all agree on is that it is never too cold to have a slushie. The Slushie Shop is considered by many to be the gem of Happy Valley, neopets flock from all over Neopia to sample the frosty goodness of one of the shop’s famous slushies. “But why slushies in a perpetually winter wonderland?” You might ask. Today I am here to find out, I am going to give you an overly-complicated analysis of the Slushie Shop.



Other Stories


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Adventures in Mystery Island
Dappletail, a young female Glowing Uni, woke up. It was a beautiful blue-skied day in Mystery Island, her home, and she could smell the ocean breeze coming in from her opened window. Looking outside it, the palms swayed in the breeze and there were even a few wild Taigars running about.

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
“Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

by downrightdude

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How To Care For Your Elderly Neopet
A sudden loss of balance and a stumble into the Rainbow Fountain is all it takes. Before your very eyes, your once sprightly, bouyant Neopet with their thick, lush, shiny fur/scales/hide (delete as appropriate) will emerge no longer glowing with youth and energy, but hunched over and wizened, wrinkly and crinkly, grey or balding, aged almost beyond recognition! "Get off my lawn!" they'll croak at you angrily, whilst you stare at them wide-eyed in shock, mouth agape in surprise.

by tallydepp

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Gorgeous Gelert Items
Gelerts are quite popular Neopets, and with good reason. They are extremly loyal, once you have earned their friendship, they will never leave your side. Gelerts are also very brave and would never hesitate to save their friends and owners from danger. But they`re mostly peaceful creatures who love to play

by aleu1986

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44


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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Three
Cassie frowned. “She didn’t show up for class today. Is she sick?”

“Can’t be—she was fine yesterday. More than fine, actually. I’ve never seen her so happy, not since…” she dropped to a whisper, “well, when we joined the pirates.”

by ummagine3284




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