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Anniversary- Epilogue

I was wondering where those guys went...

by caylista
Oh No... Robots!!

Idea by ruben160

by tatadsb

When Zombies Attack...and fail.

Not all zombies get the hang of it.

Written by cherishtwilight

by sophieauditore

NeoPaper: No Neoschool?

Should've learned that by now...

by mbredboy31
Potatoes - Loyalty

This is not what I signed up for.

by breaziecat
Paint Brush Woes

Hm, not what I was expecting...

by milestrong
Wishes Can Be Evil

Well this plan backfired.

Also by gypsychic420

by vesus10

Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations

Uh, yeah, I totally sold them...

Art by brooklyn3223

by therainbowsheep

Changes

What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall?

Also by meowbey

by certifiabletrash

#LDN - Introduction

An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares...

by gorubeza
Nesting

What is going on!?

Also by spurstrap!

by suixx

Fire VS Ice

And the winner is...?

Idea by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Mean Grarrls

Ow!

by cyallia
Evil-opia: The Plan

I guess height really does matter.

by mucka33
 
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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth



Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).



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Carrot Cake
"Ugh, Emmy, I'm not sure if I can pull this off..." The Maraquan Carma doesn't say anything. It's an hour until dawn in the camp of the Ixi Raiders of Cogham, and Mer is about to lose his mind. That is, if he hasn't completely lost it already.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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8 Ways To Ring In Y18 With Your Pets
The holidays are over for another year, and you have a brief time to relax and recoup. As you sit around your fireplace or your dinner table reminiscing about what you accomplished in Y17, and your hopes for Y18, you might be thinking about how to celebrate the incoming new year. Fortunately for you, I compiled this super-fun list of options for you and your pets!

by bizniscorg

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth…

by debbie1188

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Five
Chloe hurried into the HQ the next morning, glad to see the doors were already replaced. She walked into the control room to find Judge Hog and Loraine on a call. She stepped back into the doorway to wait for them to finish. When they did, she entered again.

“Go downstairs and have Dr. Flexo check your head,” Judge Hog told her immediately.

by kristykimmy


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A Light Faerie's Quest: Part One
High above the clouds, Flora the Light Faerie lived with her sisters in a small cottage on the outskirts of Faerieland. She had a comfortable life, sharing her knowledge with her younger siblings and making sure they knew the lay of the land and the ways of their people. Folks around town knew of her kindness, as she was constantly doing her best to help others in any way they might need.

by alyndasgallery



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