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Nice to Meet You

And you smell nice.

by andy94174
How To Make a Sandwich During A War?

Who will get to eat it?

by actinia
Never Judge a Baby by her Wagon

What a sweet kid.

Also by hottie_2004_67_888

by bittersweet52

Fire Noises

I thought you were too little to blow fire. What happened??

by candyplague
Ax3: Antennae

Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae?

by merlotic
Always Been Gorgeous

A look back at what pets used to look like.... kind of.

by serebii251
Oddities of Neopia: Coltzan's Shrine

Some things in Neopia just are normal...

by alice_sadness
A to Z: Oxymorons

Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron.

by zoeyaugust1245
Who's the Boss?

You should probably know...

by mhchristine
It's Mortog Time!

Mortogs are getting dangerous, guys. Be careful.

by hideri
Hoarding

From the most profitable shop

by irasshai
Budding Trouble - Part 1

Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush.

by jupebox
The Best Way to use Food from Dailies

w00t!

by empitsuthemage
Musepaper: Intelligence Inflation

Intelligence is decreasing in value!

by eaudenil
Deep Thoughts #3 - Ditsy

Are you listening, Ditsy? Fetch!

by juicedlime
Freak-out - Visiting Mystery Island

I just love Mystery Island!

by ichigostars
Trading Post Troubles

Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k?

by flufflepuff
Seeing Red: The All-Night Neopian

How neopets feel when you wake them in the middle of the night to work on game trophies...

by xxlifexdeniedxx
So Says the Slorg!

That awkward moment when you remember the banana in your bag.

by supercheezee
Lair Of The Beast (With Lanie & Lillie)

Awkwerd.

by deathnote
Taunt the Pant Devil

Taunt him!

by avariee
3 Royals plus 1

OmMmmmMM sooo Shinnnnyyy!

by white_tiger0226
Dr. Sloth is Poor?

Why doesn't Dr. Sloth need any NP?

by sapphire00625
Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems

All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing.

by dannyphantoms_girl
 
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Hidden Languages



Have you ever noticed that sometimes while you're wandering around Neopia you'll come across a piece of writing that seems perfectly legible at first, but upon closer inspection seem to be written in some sort of rune? Have you ever been to the plateau of Tyrannia and heard the tribes there speak with their typical Ugga language? It turns out that all around Neopia there are several secret languages that are waiting to be...



Other Stories


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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

by nativsis

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The Abandonment Crisis
As dawn broke over the horizon of Neopia, Shadow had to face a hard truth. His owner hadn't been around in two weeks.

by finally_kitkat

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Cybunny Carnival: 10 Playful Cybunny Inspired Items
Here are some Cybunny inspired gift suggestions to celebrate this special occasion!

by chomby_fanatic2

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Assessing Assignment 53
If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention!

Also by justlilly

by moocowalex


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The Keepers: Part Two
Kendrick woke in the middle of the night after his first day in Brightvale to an eerie noise - like cogs turning round and round beneath his bed.

by kandeegrrl

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Finding Boochi: Part Three
"We're here to speak to Professor Chesterpot!" Mhewsie piped up.

The receptionist blinked from behind her large-rimmed, brightly-coloured glasses. "Do you have an appointment?"

by fantasyeyesuk




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