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The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 10)

There's never enough Phil in these comics. I demand a refund of the money I didn't pay to read them!

by hubadawaha
3 Royals plus 1 --- Water Faerie Event

No wonder why the water faerie is always asking for books in faerie quests...

by white_tiger0226
Free Fall

Refrain from painting yourself in mid flight...

by 0turtle
Epic Fail

Better be creative yourself.

Art by airlineer

by lyteila

Defenders of a Feather 3/4

Well, that Hissi is nothing if not persistent...

by charybdis7
Murasaki Moments - Item of Doom Pt.2

OMG! No way!!

by shmozie
The Faerie Employment Agency for Villans

The Water Faerie is out-done by the Ghost Lupe.

by yayzz_1245
Hole in the wall: Look, a harmless little baby.

A cute little baby.

by rebekahjoy33
Aisha Trouble

Weight issues guys D:

by flated
Key Quest Quirks: Slow Going

*ho hum*

Script by yoyote

by larkspurlane

The Perils of Being a Labrat: Species Changes

Why so glum?

Idea by lobstrosities

by id_24

You Really Want to Eat That Brucicle?

Yum yum.

by samyuli
Skeith Stuff

There's an easier way to get into the Magma Pool...

by dollyholic
Awkward Books: Part I

The Aisha Book," a blindingly red book.

by leetmango
Islander Tails ~ The Shop of Offers

Better start clicking...

Also by sethcrocodile

by augiboo7

Randomness V

BEHIND YOU!

by wizardmoncita
Foolproof

What? I'm sensitive about my NP! :P

by animal_lover_0808
Bad Attitude

Wallaby is a baby Gelert who hates to be treated like a baby....But somehow he still wants attention...

by raje994
The Neopian Times

The new NT has been released.

by blackdiamant
A Breakthrough in Hotdogs?

Hotdog-ology. It's real, my friends.

by xx_gir870_xx
Boo you, Boochi! Boo you!

Boochi zapped every pet, except the who wanted to be zapped...

by hamtaro645
The Cure (Tongue Shrinker)

poor Mo. c:

by aliexandrie
A Day at the Races

An important handicapping tip...

by crzyindian01
The 'Tok of the Town: The Beauty Contest

It's supposed to be about who looks the best... right?

by moonlightfear
Chokatotic - It's more of a Salmon, really...

It's a manly color!

by lilbluespoons
Kiochi - Sponge Problem

Why sponge pets don't swim...

by chibino
Anon & Balthazar One Half: Faeries

Everybody loves those beautiful, sparkly, and good-natured faeries! Right...?

by wingsofathena
Blechy - The Deserted Tomb (part 1)

We need to find that treasure!

by sheik_93
Out of the Hat

I am a real wizard now!

by merikayla
Star Gazers

Camping indoors!

by neojedi11
Picky Eaters: Chocolate Factory

They come from the chocolate factory...?

by makeitawish_x
Glowing Hands

Nothing comes as a surprise if you are electric blue.

by agentwerehog
Intimidating Neopets

"No abandoned neopets were found."

by geestelijk
Ingredients: Crazy, Pointless, and Random

Being a ghost is great!

by colorfire
The White Weewoos go Job Searching!

There's only one job for a White Weewoo... or is there?

by monkeysrcomintogetu
 
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The Power of Card Giving



Checking by your mailbox on a random day and noticing a card just for you can really bring a smile to your face. A card can be received for any occasion and even though it might be considered "old-fashioned," it's still being done today. The reason cards are still popular is due to the fact that they're more personal, authentic, impacting, and emotional...



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Kayla's Calling
"Mom," I asked at dinner, swallowing a bit of my slice of Negg Pizza, "what am I good at?"

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Unis and Ukalis: To Find a Friend
On the front stoop of her shop was a bedraggled looking little Ukali...

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The Power of Card Giving
Checking by your mailbox on a random day and noticing a card just for you can really bring a smile to your face.

by jackie_3_3_3

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Trading With Capsule Values
What is "cap value"?

by crazy_holly_ii

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To the Infamous, We Salute You: Part Two
"Leave these poor Neopets alone, you cruel, evil witch!" An enraged light faerie turned to Tally and her eyes softened. "I'm really sorry if the big, mean dark faerie scared you."

by water_glass

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The Winds of Change: Part Four
"But what if Sloth finds out? He'll destroy you!" Streamer the Faerie Xweetok said worriedly.

by icedragon_14_1



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