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Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	The Secret Behind Boochi I am going to paint you royal! by pink_xplosion
	Lolarama Fyora is so greedy... by christian_in_black
	Little Orby Fyora Day Special! by tashni
	Banana Juice ANOTHER Usuki Frenzy comic?! by tewa380
	Stitched Life gets complicated when you're a plushie. by firecat5
	Silly Paws! My, what tasty Neopets you have! Also by polar_falcon by pirate_ahoy
	Behind the Scenes: Mystery Island Training School The truth is revealed. Idea by coffeesage by lisaw1215
	The Happiest Quiggle The cupcake might be delicious with gray icing, but black is pushing it. by nut862
	Mutany You gotta admit, that does come in handy... by detective_edogawa
	My Grarrl Bob! - Cooking! Bob is cooking! by larenchan
	Faerie Blunders Hey, Light can be Dark too! by ontongil
	Feepit Frenzy #4 I knew it wasn't a good idea! by fariy287
	The Valley of Spam It's looking at me... by chichikokoyamma
	Not So Innocent How cute, a little chia pen top. :) by vaphire
	Kermy's Mishaps Part 1 The unluckiest of Quiggles. by my_lil_ones
	Be Were! One girl's dream home is another person's dinner. by draizard
	Battledome Woes Take that, creepy bug! by macc_o6
	Don't Bother Me; I'm Sleeping giggle by zelda2222
	The Art of Restocking - Part II Plushies have feelings too. by caioschleich
	The Trouble with Whack-a-Kass Mmm... bread. by yaketsuki
	t0t4lly r4d c0m1c Advice: Never eat a fish you find on the sidewalk! by mimed
	Fyora Day Soup A little something for Fyora ... by linnipooh
	Where's My Book? You know your owner is obsessed with questing when... by invalid_character
	Sibling Rivalry The fine art of flying a kite. by evilpuppyangel
	Sketch'd - Neopia's Sketch Book Adventure When Neopians aren't plot or battle savvy.... by hanna_xu
	Fyora Day Truths Happy Fyora Day! Also by goosher by imogenweasley
	Fyora Day... Muffin Talk?? This shows how one small little Fyora Muffin makes a difference for the other faerie muffins... by being too original. ^.^ by xx_yuna___xx
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XII Displeasure by khestrel
	...Shift eleven. Cotton is so last season. by brag
	On Your Last Nerve I guess that explains it... by ixigreen32
	Freaky Transmogrification Mutant petpetpets are cute, aren't they? Idea by kallysta_rynns by hypno_the_cat
	Bees' Kneez Warning: This doll is not a toy. by looweez
	Smelly Nelly "Visits the Hidden Tower." by i_hate_backstabbers

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"The New Prophecy" by vanessa1357924680
Fyora put down her Strongberry tea. "You suddenly what?" she asked interested, but the Kau didn't appear to have heard her. In fact, she looked as if she wasn't even capable of hearing anything at all. Her eyes were glazed and she was very still, almost as if she was unconscious...

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An Irritable Queen
The shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"

by chao_keeper21424

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Salba
For the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...

by psychopsam

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Top Fyora Collectibles
There are plenty of things to admire Queen Fyora for: her beauty, her poise, and her intelligence. Oh yeah, she also rules Faerieland in her spare time.

by ngc_5128

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Common Misconceptions: Dark Faeries
It is commonly and mistakenly assumed that almost every single Dark Faerie in Neopia is an evil, villainous, conspiring maniac out to doom Neopia.

by visorak_commander

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The New Prophecy: Part One
"Don't you remember?" Fyora asked restlessly, raking her fingers through her long hair. "Two... two seconds ago you said something, a pr-prophecy... and your eyes were weird, glazed and vacant, and, and... I need PAPER!" she suddenly shouted...

by vanessa1357924680

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An Illusion Spun: Part Four
"What are you talking about?" Karik demanded. He had dropped the coconut and was standing above her, breathing heavily, looking bewildered and slightly wild-eyed...

by raizindaroof

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