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The History of Battledome Challengers, Part 4

In the last special edition of "The History of Battledome Challengers", we brought in five new BLUMAROO challengers, talking about their tactics and exactly how they ended up in the Battledome. Making a total of fifteen challengers that we've broken down the history of so far.

by krawkedattitude
Snaw's Beauty Post: A Lovely Valentine's Day!

I’ll be discussing one of Neopia’s most beautiful holidays: Valentine's Day!!!!

If you’re as beautiful and/or beloved as me, then you would know the joy of receiving various gifts from those who admire you so much as to spend actual neopoints on getting you fancy presents, and Valentine's Day is no acception!

by downrightdude

Fourteen Foods for Valentine's Day

Fourteen Foods for Valentine’s Day!

---Starring Lerlifa the Chocolate Draik, Rasola the Plushie Kougra, and Walda the ever so bratty Baby Kacheek!!!---

by _brainchild_

Valentines Day Activities for the Utterly Unromantic

Valentine’s Day Activities for the Utterly Unromantic

by alissiee
Top Neopian Valentine's Vacation Destinations

Welcome to the first annual edition of the Neopian Vacation Planning Committee’s list of Valentine’s Vacation Destinations! We have compiled this brief list so that you can stop stressing about where to take your special someone and instead focus on the good times you will have together.

by catchinglights
Valentine Petpets to Help Show Your Love!

Valentine’s Day has long carried a tradition of being a time to show our Neopets love, affection, and appreciation. As the date approaches each year, many Neopians scramble to find the *perfect* gifts for their favorite Neopets.

Also by breakeven and Lookidontcare3

by ilovemykitties12

A Cheesy Valentine's Day Gift Guide

Oh, Valentine’s Day; full of love, happiness, and … cheese?! Why yes, of course! Cheese is by far the absolute best gift to give for your loved one—it’s nutritious, delicious, and screams, “I love you!”

by butterflybandage
Valentine's Petpets

Valentine's Day is upon us which means a whole lot of pink, hearts, chocolate, and roses.

by mewemy
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"Green Neggs and Cheese" by stellajoy_
Sophie the blue Shoyru was lonely. Her sister had recently morphed pirate and was running with a new crowd of all-pirate pets. While Sophie knew Yaoyue would include her if she asked, she also didn't want to put that kind of pressure on her sister. And besides, she'd feel weird being the only one in the group not painted. Before the morph, Yaoyue and Sophie played together after school every day. Her mother was sympathetic, but only to a point. "I asked if you wanted to take the potion, Sophie," she reminded her. "But you wanted to wait to be painted Faerie." Sophie sighed. "I know..." "This is temporary. It's new to her and she's excited. But Yaoyue will always be your sister, and you'll spend time together again. Just be patient." Sophie started taking different routes home from school, trying to fill the time, even going to other lands to explore. One day, in Tyrannia, she noticed a sign in one of the shop windows. “That’s it!” She flew home as quickly as she could, looking for her mother. “A petpet? That’s a lot of responsibility, Sophie.” “I know, but I can handle it! I’m certain of it.”

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Green Neggs and Cheese
Sophie the blue Shoyru was lonely. Her sister had recently morphed pirate and was running with a new crowd of all-pirate pets.

by stellajoy_


The Hunt for the Perfect Pearl
A wide-eyed Maraquan Jubjub with a look of determination on her face paddles through the coral reef. She is surrounded by marvelous corals of so many colors – blue with orange swirls, brilliant greens, red and pink tree-like formations, and even purple – but these are not what she is after.

by fire_faerie167349


A Queen's Ascension - War:Part Seven
Queen Fyora was direct with them. “I cannot help you,” she told them, her voice soft, but with an undertone of disappointment.

by dudeiloled


Shadow Play
Terra loved Neopia Central at night. The bustling metropolis was already fascinating enough during the day, but at night it turned into a symphony of light and motion. Faerie-dust lamps set down a rhythm of soft light on endless sidewalks, magic signs blinked a syncopated beat above shops and restaurants, and a choir of Eyrie cabs and Uni-drawn lorries streamed along city blocks like a grid-shaped river.

by cosmicfire918


Zork the Dork
is this a joke?

Collaboration with brother_red (:

by mexxyyy


Geli Talks 2
Time to move to Terror Mountain!

by cyberpuppy33

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