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Style Guide for Xweetoks

Look, we all know how hard it can be to put together the perfect outfit. Sometimes you spend hours going over seemingly endless options, only to put the entire ensemble on and discover that it’s entirely too much pink, and not in a cute Usuki way either. In celebration of Xweetok Day, I have decided to take a look at some of the complete Xweetok outfits available for those of us who want our pets to look put-together without the hassle of picking each individual piece separately. For those who don’t have the time or energy to start from scratch, this one is for you!

by alissiee
8 Books For An Autumn Evening

I love taking this time of year to sit outside with a blanket on, a hot cup of tea, and read my favorite books. I'm sure your Neopets would enjoy the same! Books are always incredible, they transport you to another world and let you live a whole life of adventure without having to get up off your chair.

by parshew
Being Devoted to One Species: It's a Good Thing!

So, is it a good thing to just be devoted to one species? I personally say yes and I will list the ways that it is a good thing.

by princessdiva7737
Celebrate Your Way Around Neopia

Ahh, the holiday season in Neopia… Holly branches, hot borovan, icicles glimmering in the low winter sun, asparag- I mean, mistletoe - hanging from the doorframes to catch you by surprise… Who can resist the joy found in the cold snow and the warm fireplace? Or cuddling with the fuzziest Vandagyre you know? We build life-size snowmen and dominate a friendly neighborhood snowball fight, we go shopping for scarves and coats and hats to find a whole new winter wonderland wardrobe… it’s inevitable. It’s the norm

by invalid
Ice Cream Machine flavors ranked worst to best

I have very strong opinions on how good ice cream flavors are. And I couldn’t help while playing Ice Cream Machine to think about the taste of each individual levels flavor. I’ve taken the time to rank them from my least favorite up to my favorite. You may have your own opinions, but my rankings are sound. So here we go.

by imbitter
The History of the Games Master Challenges

Hello again, my fellow Neopians! Over this past week, we have been reintroduced to one of Neopia’s greatest and mostly anticipated events: the Games Masters Challenge! As it has been happening in every November over the past few years, in order to be a part of the challenge, you have to choose between two teams and, for this year, it is Knights vs. Raiders! Today, I’m not here to argue about which team is up for the win, but to tell the history of past Games Masters Challenges, ever since the first edition.

by rafa_potter
4 Borovan Day Recipe Ideas That Are Not JUST Borovan

Never show up empty-handed to a Borovan Day party again. Go ahead and get your borovan on!

by _espy_
 
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"The Board Game Master" by smoothie_king_xiii
The Board Game Master, Part 1 Deep in the hills of Roo Island, somewhere between Blumaroll and the Merry Go Round, was a young Eventide Blumaroo by the name of Roobina. She grew up on the beautiful island playing games like Dice-A-Roo with her friends and breeding her competitive spirit. You see, Roobina was competitive from a very young age... "Another game! Let's go!" Roobina was shouting to her friends as they sat around playing a round of Cheat! She was shuffling the cards furiously with a fire in her eyes, a desire to decimate the competition. They were all just kids and playing for some crackers and candies, but for Roobina this was serious business. She was determined to win. "Maybe we can take a break, you have won every round today," said Mazey, a Gold Blumaroo that was one of Roobina's best friends. "Let's play Dice-A-Roo instead!" "No, it's okay, I don't really like games of chance," Roobina sighed. Roobina was a gamer at heart and a true competitive spirit but she wasn't a big fan of luck and random games. She had a passion for strategy, for deception, for being the best on her own merit and not because of the luck of the draw. Games like Cheat! are great because while they have a luck element, they also have a deep strategy to them.




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Stowaway
“Have you no shame?”

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The Brave Little Coconut
Hi! My name’s Jekkoh, but you can call me Jekk for short.

by unfogging

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The Heart of Spring:Part Four
“Go! Everybody out!”

by ketchup547

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I'm a Faerie in a Bottle:Part Two
When we last left our travellers they had just heard a mysterious noise coming from within the jungle. They had discovered they were in a video game and were given 3 wisdoms to decipher in order to escape the island.

co-written with ___popo___

by grimmbones7


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You've got make it count!
Despite the joke, this epic meme took me a few hours on that famous image editor :p

by lucas_batista_7

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The Ghost
Well this is awkward.

by trishabeakens



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