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Jurples!: How to Become an Ace at Word Poker

Word Poker is a very unique game which combines vocabulary skills with poker-style scoring.

by museikaze
Talek's Trophy Tips: Spellseeker Supreme

Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar?

by talekdolorn
A Proposal for Skalpo the Techo

We have all attended at least 5 concerts at the Tyrannian Concert Hall, who doesn’t love that screaming Chomby with the Fungus Balls (what exactly ARE they?) or attended the legendary Sticks N' Stones that had been reported to be “Tyrannia's hardest rockin' band, Sticks N' Stones have left a trail of bleeding eardrums throughout Tyrannia. “?

by midnight_spell360
My Guide to Fast Navigation Around the Site

I’ve decided to let all of Neopia in on one of the secrets to my recent Neopian success. This is a simple trick that I’ve developed over the years playing this game.

by mewemy
Goparokko Avatar Guide

Hello, welcome to my guide! Hopefully, this guide can help you get closer to that elusive Goparokko avatar.

by berzerkturtlez
Bouncy Dream Survival Guide

I had the most awful, bizarre dream the other night, more of a nightmare, really. Rather than finding myself in my cosy, wet home in Maraqua, I was lying on a wobbly, bouncy bed of jelly in a room also made entirely out of jelly.

by kathleen_a_b
Fast Neopoints: Ace vs Walein

Hi there, Thrifty Dark Faerie Kat here. Ever catch yourself in a pinch and need Neopoints quick?

by fire_earth_aqua__77
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Work We Go

If you’re like me, you’d do anything for your Neopets. Buying them toys, curing them when they’re sick, feeding them when they’re hungry, taking them to Kelp (are you SURE you don’t want to take any leftovers this time? Welp, that’s 60k down the drain…)

by justamoose
35 spooky avatars and how to find them:

Oh boy is almost that time of the year again, you see people dressing up their neopets and decorating their neohomes for this very special occasion and surely you don’t want to miss out on it

by roquelfhis
Pixel Pets: Experiences of an 8-Bit Neopian

When it comes down to it, we are all pixels - some just happen to be more defined than others.

by daroop
 
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"Hello Fellow Traveler" by trishabeakens
Located in the sunny land of Altador, stood the ancient archives building. For ages, the now decaying structure had concealed the famous lore of Altador. The lore told the story of how Altador was founded, and about each council member of the city. Without the archives, the city's history would be lost. How Altador came to be could then be rewritten by someone with malicious intentions, such as The Darkest Faerie herself. Thankfully, Finneus, a blue elderly Lenny, managed the archives ever since the heroes of Altador created it. The well-respected scholar made sure every sheet of paper and book were kept in order and organized alphabetically. Without the man, no Neopian would be able to read about the city or learn of its lore. On this particular warm day, the Lenny politely asked the queen of Altador, Nera, to write down her own history. In all the years of living in the city, the light brown Xweetok never wrote down her own tale. Her husband Altador wrote his, the rest of the council and citizens had as well, but not Nera.




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All the colors of the invisible
James knows how hard it is to be invisible. But at his first day of school, he faces all his colors.

by mehohara

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Mars & Ruby
Once upon a time there was a wooden boy called Mars Wolf. He was on the way to see his cousin Ruby Gil, when he decided to take a short cut through Faerieland.

by gwizneo

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Seven
It had been dubbed by the Neopian public as the ‘Decision of the Year’; as this was the first time, or at least from what I could remember, that Judge Hog would formally announce his decision and punishment on Ebenezer to the Neopian public after informing us first.

by lupe_hunter_7

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Five
Why do you seem familiar?” Lily asked as the giant koi entered the room.

by hannahcreep

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Dice-a-WHO? #10
Nachooooooos

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by rayoceanweaver


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Counting Babaas
Oh great

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by grimlane




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