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T3: 6 Difficult Game Trophies in 6 Minutes (Part I)

Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Everyone’s writing down tips, but you still can’t wrap your head around it? Talek will take you down the path towards the gamer superstardom.

by talekdolorn
12 year old Neopian vs 28 year old Neopian

A bit of a sentimental article about my time on neo and what's different for me now.

by smithgem203
Full Bellies and Wallets: Gilda's Budget Gourmet

Living large and living it up are...decidedly expensive goals, especially when you're one of four pets...

by parasitequeen
How To Create a Pet Directory

Faerie, Xweetok, Mutant, Zafara, Mallow, Draik... the list of Neopet species and colors is astounding! One of the best features of the site is seeing the different styles and tastes users choose to express via their pets.

by thebiscuitbunch
Dr. Frank Sloth's Daily Routine

Everyone is surely wondering what Dr. Sloth is doing with all the time he is not trying to take over Neopia. Does he have any relevant hobbies? Does he perhaps play an instrument? Does he secretly dress up in disguise and walks among other Neopians? We got the chance to observe Dr. Frank Sloth in his natural habitat and found out a lot of things we didn't know about him. And maybe he isn't as evil as he'd like us to think.

by maryannyks
The Worst Gifts You Could Give

There are a lot of different ways you can express your gratitude to friends and family. You can tell them that you cherish them and care about them, you can take them on a fantastic vacation around the world, or you can shower them with gifts and presents! Gift giving is a tradition as old as time, and we now have so many holidays that really revolve around giving presents to those close to you.

by ellaisback
Pets Are Friends Not Food

While browsing through Neopian Fresh Foods one evening looking for something delicious and nutritious to feed your pets for dinner you come across an item called Draik Steak. The description beneath the item reads ‘A large lump of prime rib shaped to look like a Draiks head (not actually made from Draik)’. You chuckle to yourself as you place a few in your basket and think ‘I wonder why they bother to say it’s not actually made from Draik, why would anyone want to buy a REAL Draik Steak?’

by phoned
 
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"Reginald Acorn and The Mysterious Jewel Thief " by dtrg
4:30 am, Neovia. I've been living here for a month already, but I still can't get used to it. The fog is particularly thick tonight and I'm shivering in my trench-coat. My breath is drawing small clouds of smoke around me. Big Skeith, my boss, is heavily breathing next to me. He's the biggest darigan Skeith I've ever seen and he smells like bacon. Don't tell him, apparently, it's rude to say people smells like bacon, which I don't understand because I sure do like bacon He's wearing a tightly fitted trench-coat and his hat is deeply screwed on his head. You are only able to see two creepy red lights, where his eyes are. Big Skeith, while being my boss, is also the chief of police of Neovia town. His real name is Marcus Worsley but everyone calls him Big Skeith, it apparently started years ago and it kinda stayed. He's rude, loud, violent and tells things like they are, but he's the best chief there is. He will always defend his men no matter what. He also gave me my chance to join the police, something I've always wanted, and despite the fact that I had zero experience.




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Reginald Acorn and The Mysterious Jewel Thief
The beginning of Reginal'd adventures as a detective!

by dtrg

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Neia The White Knight
Some knew her as daring, some knew her as cunning, and some knew her as The White Knight. Alfineia the White Lupe, Neia as most knew her by, is a hero unlike any other.

by xatrocious

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Two
Team A had started to swim off from the house and decided to split up. Harmony, the blue Acara, would look through Shenkuu. Markeene would follow her and report back to Hannah with their results while Harmony would continue the investigation.

by hannahcreep

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Four
I had been disconnected from my family for roughly a week or so, so it felt good to be reunited with them as we headed back to our Neohome even though it was not the longest time that I had been away from them.

by lupe_hunter_7

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Grundo Logic
We were both right...

by brixta

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Head in the Clouds: Pack Rat
Hoarding is rewarding here in Neopia!

by yoshisislandbandit



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