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The Wheel of Extravagance Project (Part 2)

How I lost 19 million Neopoints over the last two years.

by bittersweet52
Come Cook With Us: Lost Desert Edition

As summer arrives, why not try some of these food items originating from the sunny land of Lost Desert? They've perfected the art of cooking food using hot temperatures and these edibles will keep you satiated as you explore the sights in Sakhmet.

in collaboration with lauren92_k

by mel_liew_ming_li

What type of Negg are YOU?

Ah, Neggs. Wonderful, wonderful Neggs. Neopia has a large selection of delightful fruits you can feed your pet. Seriously, I could go on all day naming all of them and the different varieties that exist.

by tawnihart1739
Summer Cooking: Treats for You and Your Pets

As summer rolls around, many Neopians- young and old alike- are found sitting at home, boiling in the heat.

by jjensen688
An In Depth Analysis on Wraiths and Wraith Neopets

Hello there, readers of the Neopian Times. My name is Kawalaii and I will be teaching you about the composition and properties of wraiths.

by chasing_stars44
Ten Things You Need if you Love Faerieland

Faerieland lovers rejoice! In this week’s article, Sean and I have compiled a list of ten things you need if you love Faerieland! These items were carefully picked by yours truly. All of these items are practical, and meant to be kept in your neohome or gallery with the exception of the books.

also by seanman1224 and 0bibi0

by indebtedness

How to Feed 75 Kadoaties in One Week

Tips and motivation for the ultra-impatient wanna-be Kad feeder!

by mimitchi880
Showcase Shenkuu in Your Neohome

Shenkuu is nestled above the mountains of Altador. This beautiful merchant town has because a favorite for many Neopians.

collab with indebtedness

by seanman1224

55 Signs You're a Veteran Neopets Player

You know you're a veteran Neopets player when..

by carrieantonia
 
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"An Altador Cup Dilemma" by k3l26
It was a sunny Saturday morning and Calodrun, a Halloween Bori, was having a cup of Breakfast Tea with Raspberry Scones and clotted cream. He reached over for the newest issue of the Neopian Times, which boasted "ALTADOR CUP PRESS TOUR" across the top. It was all over the news and NeoTV, the Altador Cup, because it was the biggest event of the summer. Calodrun sighed, pushing the newspaper away. Every year, everyone was so excited for the Altador Cup and every year, he wasn’t. He just didn’t really see the appeal – it was too sporty, too noisy, and too spirited for him. He’d much rather stay at home curled up next to a good book or dining at Kelp or the Golden Dubloon. The Altador Cup and its festivities were simply too rambunctious for him. Right as Calodrun decided he was going to have a quiet day at home during his day off, there was a loud knocking on his front door. "Cal! Open up, I know you’re in there!" came a familiar female voice on the other side of the door. It was one of his closest friends, Sqiggleywoo, a Royalgirl Blumaroo. She was a Beauty Contest pageant and avid supporter of Team Roo Island. Calodrun groaned. "Just a minute, Gley!" he called out. So much for his relaxing day off. He got up, slipping his feet into Babaa Pyjama Slippers, and walked over to get the door. The door opened to reveal Gley, who was fully decked out in Team Roo Island gear. She was wearing the Roo Island Altador Cup Jersey, had the Team Spirit Banners strapped to her back, and was clutching a Roo Island Altador Cup Team Yooyu Plushie. She had even painted red, yellow, green, and blue diamonds on her face.




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An Altador Cup Dilemma
It was a sunny Saturday morning and Calodrun, a Halloween Bori, was having a cup of Breakfast Tea with Raspberry Scones and clotted cream. He reached over for the newest issue of the Neopian Times, which boasted "ALTADOR CUP PRESS TOUR" across the top. It was all over the news and NeoTV, the Altador Cup, because it was the biggest event of the summer.

collaborated with sunshine482

by k3l26


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The Case of the Enchanted Amulet
A mystery of a missing Amulet... a case in which the famous Detective Tenicie must solve!

by innosently

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The Big Move
For the Creep family, the moving process was an awful one. No one was expecting it, heck, no one wanted it, but Hannah thought it would be a good idea to bring the family together in one big neohome to bond better.

by hannahcreep

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True Beauty:Part Two
Kirara’s frantic scream of panic bounced all the walls and echoed all around her as she continued to stare at her hideous reflection.

by kiki587695

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Return to Neo #04
Bank Error

by cami_v27

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When you find Naia the Fountain Faerie...
...you thought.

by xorag



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