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800+ Years In Neopia

A users guide to pre-historic Neopia, the land before we ever knew it!

by jetaketa
Facts About Unfamiliar Faeries

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800 NP Or Less

How to use Neopoints on a budget...

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An In Depth Analysis of Editorial Goodies

Let's analyze the many sweet and salty goodies thrown, tossed, handed, and dropped on the editorial staff every week.

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Gormball Champions: A Sitdown with Gargarox Isafuhla

What Gargarox really thinks about the Gormball championships...

by hectic_haley
Confessions of a Staff Room Feepit

The secret confessions from a Feepit...

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by sailorini_1

The Most Thorough Gormball History Lesson, Part 3

The final part to learning everything there is to know about Gormball!

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Five Signs You Might be Addicted to Weewoos

Do you find yourself obessesing over Weewoos too?

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The Best Random Events

These random events will make your day...

by katietease
Back to School Essentials for Every Colored Pet

School can be frightening, and for most, confusing. This list is to help ease your pet’s minds into a natural flow so they can pop up at the end of the year as an A+ student

by sherlockpwns
A Neopian Celebration: 80 Milestones You Can Achieve

80 account milestones that every Neopets player can achieve, and how to accomplish them

Also by kayahtik

by saiphami

80 Ways To Enjoy The Fall On Neopia

Fall has just arrived in Neopia!

by paraxeno_daimonio
The White Weewoo’s Ten Favorite Foods of Neopia

So yummmyyy....

by smeehoo27126043
Claare's 800 Reasons for Sending Fanmail

A shoutout to all the contributors...

by dewdropzz
Feather Fashions

See the latest feather fashions...

by earthiness
A Neopets History of 800

Have you been following all of the NT content, if not here's some...

by quailbat
800 Neopian Times Sponsors

Taking a closer look at the Sponsors...

by andrewo94
Rarity 80 Species Items for the 800th Edition Party!

I never knew there were that many...

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by ilovemykitties12

Exploring Neopia in 800 hours

Let's explore all Neopia has to offer!

Also by djleclair

by guik44

The Times' List of the Ten Most Influential Neopians

Only the best of the best of course...

by phoenix_through_fire
What if the White Weewoo Were a BD Challenger?

We all know the pen is mightier than the sword, but what if that sword comes from the Hidden Tower?

by dfgh5067
Eight Great Grarrl Garbs for Gaming

Who knew?

by rock_star_megs
 
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"The 800th Zap" by golden1188
Most pets were afraid of the Lab Scientist and his Lab Ray, and Mack understood that fear. He could remember the first time he tried it: the way his stomach did somersaults, his knees shaking so badly he could barely step onto the platform, and the Scorchio with a crazed glint in his eye. Although he had gotten a feeling that he should run far, far away, some type of steeled determination inside him made him step up to the platform and face the ray head on. After a burst of light and a weird tingly feeling, Mack opened his clenched eyes. "You’re a little faster now," the Scientist said nonchalantly, turning the ray off. "Two movement points more, to be exact." "That’s it?" Mack had asked. "That’s it. You can come back tomorrow." Nowadays, when it came to the Lab Ray, Mack had no fear. He went every day, saying hi to the Scorchio, and awaiting what change he would feel today. Usually it wasn’t much. Sometimes he got a little stronger or lost some defense. Sometimes there were no changes at all. On really unlucky days, he would go all the way back to level one or even change gender. It was always hard to adjust to being a girl, but Mack usually managed. Fortunately, he had stuck as a boy for quite some time now. On the best days, he would change species or color. Those were always fun. Mack had been nearly every species under the sun at this point. His favorite memory was of being a Robot Mynci. That was really neat. Mack had been zapped so many times he almost couldn’t remember what he started as. But every so often he pulled out his photo album of all the different species and colors he had been and went all the way back to the first page. The first time he ever went in, he was just a dorky red Moehog. But right now, he was a proud Desert Poogle. Mack hadn’t changed color or species in a while, but he was okay with that. He liked the way he looked at the moment and hoped he could keep it that way for a while. He fit right in at the Lost Desert and it made haggling with the shopkeepers there easier.




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