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A Guide to the Caption Contest!

Stop - hold on! Caption Contest is back! This is not a drill... I repeat… Caption Contest IS back!

by happyinengland
Apple Bobbing With Bart

Vandebart, more well known just as Bart, runs the Apple Bobbing game which has surged to popularity and is one of the main attractions of the Haunted Faire.

Also by alykadoatie

by miss_cinny

Omelettes & Beverages: a Guide to Deliciousness

Omelettes have always been one of the most abundant and scrumptious items in Neopia. Often, it can be hard to find that perfect drink to pair with that blissful omelette you’ve waited all day to eat. Luckily, this guide will help you match the perfect beverage with the perfect omelette!

by hockeydarling14
Spiffing up a Mutant

Er, um. Ahem. You want me to write about those weird mutant Neopets?

by mysticdarkangel925
Guide to the Battledome: Weapons (Part 3)

Welcome back to the third installment of the series! We talked about training your pet, now let’s talk about weapons.

by berzerkturtlez
What You Never Knew About Kyrii

Kyrii, proncounced KIH-ree, is a species of a somewhat high-maintenence Neopet who wander love to explore and get into a little bit of trouble.

by lefaii
Monochromatic Wardrobe: Blue

Hello, Neopia! Today I will be sharing my top blue Neopoint and Neocash wearables with you! Everything listed in this article will be at least 75% blue.

by madiwoo
Relatable Neopian Tragedies

Everyone has bad days sometimes and it is important that we look back and laugh on the dumb mistakes we've made, or the terrible random events that have caused damage to our net worth.

by ellaisback
The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks

Draiks are incredibly beautiful—and handsome!—especially the old, Pre-Customization ones. So settle in with a nice cup of borovan and let’s count down The Top Ten Pre-Customization Draiks!

by butterflybandage
An Extensive Look at Neopian Quests

But, where are all of these quests, you might ask? Well, look no further! Below, I will talk about any and all quests that Neopia has to offer.

by sherlockpwns
The Best Robot Petpets

With this, I present to you: The Best Robot Petpets (In no particular order)

by jjensen688
Character Re-Introductions: Chocolate Factory Kiko

This time I'm interviewing the mysterious owner of Neopia Central’s Chocolate Factory, producer of most of Neopia’s supply of chocolate, and host of the Annual Chocolate Ball: the Chocolate Factory Kiko.

by pikachu315111
Tired of Other Neopians? Rent A Boat

Also by raspberrywatching33

by table

 
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Spiffing up a Mutant



Er, um. Ahem. You want me to write about those weird mutant Neopets? Like an article about how vile and disgusting they are? What..? No? You want me to write about how to make them look...nice? I think that is a bit impossible...they are pretty disgusting...I can write about things they can wear...can't make any promises that it'll look nice but they'll have it on.



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Assumptions
One day in the Haunted Woods, everything seemed to be normal - or as normal as the Haunted Woods can get. But unknown to any of the residents of the Woods, even the Brain Tree, they were soon going to be visited by two Neopets, one willing and one less so.

by cbudgo60

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Safe Flight
No matter how much the females swooned over his toned muscles every day or how much the scholars praised him for his intelligence, there was only one thing that lingered in his mind: his weakness. And it bothered him. A lot.

by rurirawr

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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Three
How much longer to do have to go until this Neolodge, kad?

Also by emberfusion, kat_bus and illegalangelx

by remidica


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Master of Ceremonies: Part Three
As the amber sun descended in the distance and poised itself just above the tree line of the Haunted Woods, more and more patrons filled the fairground.

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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Poor Puppyblew
Uh, nevermind...

by stunningful

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A Weewoo's Wish Pt 2
You gotta start somewhere!

Also by sasuke1322441

by mucka33




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