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Character Re-Introductions: Zargrold (The COOL)

In Character Re-Introductions I interview an already established character who had recently came back to everyone's attention. This time I'm interviewing the Grundo Gormball player that had recently won his second Annual Gormball Championship: Zargrold, also known as Zargrold the COOL.

by pikachu315111
The Ultimate Guide to your Neopets Portfolio

We've all seen them, lurked around in them, and admired them. We're talking about what seems to have become a staple for a lot of Neopians on the site: the portfolio! They've been around for several years now, and in many different variations. This article is a guide to those of you who want to create your own portfolio, or are just curious to know more!

Also by saiphami

by synneblynn

Customising your Pteri for Special Occasions

Get your Pteri ready for special occasions!

Also by lute248

by sky_lady

A How-To Get a High Score Guide in “Typing Terror"

I’ve always loved typing games. There is something about being able to type extremely fast and with great accuracy that makes me excited. So, after countless games and research, I’ve come to learn a couple of tricks about this game that will help you get a high score and today, I’ve decided to share these with you. Let's get started!

by oliviagy
A Snowball Affect

Many times I wonder, if I could, how would I get my offline friends to become Neopians? Many people of my age and around it believe that Neopets is a site only for children! Yes this is true, while the demographic is children, there are many adults, college students, and older teenagers who make up most of the user database. With that stipulation gone, your friend might be more inclined to listen and learn more about the wonders of Neopia! I will talk about some of the things and perks of the site that new users might be interested in.

by emo_angel48
Neohow: To Become a Great Artist

So you want to become an artist? That’s understandable, you’re probably reading this because the title drew you in? Ha-ha... Get it?! *shakes head* Ok never mind... Anyway before you become the next big thing like Pablo De’ Kiko there are a few things you should know about the arts.

by alienspacefairy
Do YOU Keep Fun Records?

I have to admit, my favorite petpage that I ever created was the one listing the pets I've given away. As of today, I've given away 88 zapped pets, and I'm looking to give away 100 total! Feeling inspired to keep more fun records, but unsure of what they should be, I asked my fellow players on the Neoboards about what fun records they keep for themselves. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences
NeoCash Outfits for the Spooky Halloween Season

Halloween is one of the most fun and exciting times to customize your pets! Wonderful colours, sweet candy and frightening monsters are set to feature in customizations this year. Below are some fun outfits to put together using Halloween themed items, so why not have a try?

by gattacaa
 
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"All That Jazz" by azienskieth
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier. At last, ten minutes later, a large collection of papers entered the newspaper slot below the kitchen window. Atop the headline was a note, which said, "Sorry for the delay. We're training a new Weewoo, and he doesn't know the route yet." Brian discarded the note and took his newspaper to the table. While he sipped his coffee, he read all of the latest news, and when he was done with that he flipped to the classified section. Every Saturday, he perused the classifieds for one reason, and one reason only: ever since he was a young Elephante, he had wanted to join a band. He had bought and learned to play a saxophone, and he was quite good at it too. He looked in the classifieds for wanted ads about bands, but though he had been doing this for several months and had met with a dozen different bands, they all had the same thing to say: "No, thanks." They weren't interested in saxophones, they wanted guitars and drummers and singers. He wouldn't stop looking, though. He was sure he would eventually find someone to recruit him.




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Humbug and the Symol Hole
It was just another normal day for Humbug, the blue Noil. The normal routine consisted of getting up at the crack of dawn to go fishing with Nappox, do a few quests for Edna, and then continue on with his day. However, today seemed a little different.

by catytha_love_paz

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Loyalty Lives
Dalibor was on escort duty. The shadow Peophin was an up-and-coming solider in the kingdom of Psellio. He did not complain. He was honored to serve the royal family: King Anselm, Queen Adaeze and Princess Valenchesa. Whatever his orders, he obeyed without question.

by 77thbigby

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To Succeed is to Fail: Chapter Five
Fear me not. Are you yet tired of hearing these three words recited? Well, I can assure you I am not tired of saying them.

by rielcz

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Turning Pages: Part Six
Stephanie backed away from Magis Magister, tightening her grip on Sir Alberts. “What do you mean the story was already written?”

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Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck
We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast?

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Perspective
That's all?!

by emeny_neo



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