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||Issue: 494 | 13th day of Hunting, Y13
|Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 3In this edition, I'll be going through four more teams in the run up to the long awaited annual competition...|
|Tyrammet: A Study in HappinessTyrammet celebrates the Monoceraptor's downfall.
But, still, that happened in 2001. Tyrammet is still partying it up. Why?
|Donations and Poverty: Why?"Donations are honest, noble and selfless!" Right?|
|Mutant Reviews IIThere are, of course, many more mutant monstrosities in the Neopets universe...|
|Better Sleep 101I will have you drooling on your pillow in no time! |
|10 Usukis Your Evil Pet Will Hate! Do not under any circumstances give these to your evil or spooky pets!|
|Informed Sandwich Consumption 101The issue of informed sandwich consumption burns so close to my heart that I felt compelled to compile this handy guide to sandwiches in Neopia. |
|An Interview with the Altador Cup PlayersWonder no more!
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|A Mind Bending Countdown!There's much fun to be had settling down as a group to take on the latest 10,000 piece Lost Desert Sand puzzle (every piece looks the same!). |
|Altador Cup VI: A Preliminary AnalysisThe great summertime event known as the Altador Cup returns for its sixth annual competition and the teams have been preparing even more heartily than ever. |
|Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than to spend the day getting involved in activities with a Tyrannian theme? |
|S.M.E.L.T. Game GuideFor the New Game Sensation that hit Neopia recently, some of us might need a little help figuring out some tips! GL!|
|Dress Like a Tyrannian!What? You have NO outfit planned for Tyrannian Victory Day? Here, take my notes from our shopping trip! |
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Altador Cup Players
The Altador Cup is a fun time of year, especially when you're in the stands, cheering for your favorite Yooyuball team. But wait a second, why is Babolino of Faerieland wearing a bandage? And what's with that eye patch on Shenkuu player Foltaggio – isn't he supposed to be a ninja? Plus, what's the name of that crazy Techo over there in the audience, cheering so loudly you can barely hear...
I knew something was special about today, but I couldn't remember what it was.
|The Knowledge: Part Four|
Jennings was curiously impressed with Mr. Hodgeson's system. It weeded out everyone except the perfect, and ensured that only reliable taxi carriages would be able to operate in Neopia Central.