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||Issue: 332 | 29th day of Awakening, Y10
|Find Your Perfect Trinket!I'm back and ready to help you find your perfect wearable trinket! All you have to do is take this easy personality quiz. |
|How To... Spend Quality Time With Your NeopetA guide to making your neopet happy. :)|
|Creating Fabulous NeogardensIf you're disgruntled with neogardening, here are some tips that might help you find your stride and create gardens you love.|
|Iglooing For BeginnersOh, how well I remember discovering The Igloo Garage Sale! Restocking at cheap prices and reselling for profit... What a find!|
|Unappreciated Jobs of Neopia: Sewage Cleaners'It's a dirty job-- but I'm the only one, I mean only WE, are good enough to do it!'|
|Interviews With Your Favorite BD Opponents!Here, without further delay, are interviews with some of your favorite one-player Battledome opponents! |
|Aspiring to Be a Better NeopianWhether you're just getting started on Neopets or have been around since the very beginning, there's always something you can do to become a better player. |
|Horrible Characters You Don't Want To Be!You might have dreamed about being a magical faerie, a Meridell knight, or Dr. Sloth. Those characters have great, fun lives. But there are a handful out there in Neopia who have bad lives...|
|Goparokko - A General Guide to the GameDeep in the jungles of Mystery Island, so we are told, lives a masked Yurble...|
|Secret Lab Map: a GuideHappy zapping!|
|Neopia's 10 Most Shocking TruthsWhite Weewoos do not actually exist. I know you think you've seen them, but what you've seen are...|
|How to Trade SuccesfullyA guide to help all those unfortunate Neopians for the good of Neopia and to reduce stress levels...|
|How to Be Not So Shy about Coconut ShyI bet you think those coconuts are silently laughing at you each and every time, don't you?|
|Neopets: Are They Truly Happy?I went out on a search to find out the real reasons, opinions, and statistics on how many neopets are actually happy. |
|For the Love of Sloth Loyalty QuizIt is time to determine your loyalty! Take this quiz and the master will be pleased. |
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Do you get frustrated trying to create the perfect neogarden? Everyone has their own personal tastes, of course -- what plants and items you like, how you want to combine colors -- but it can be hard to create just the right gardens for you and your pets. If you're happy with your gardens, that's great; keep doing what you're doing! But if you're disgruntled with neogardening, here are some tips that might help you find your stride and create gardens you love...
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As if on cue, the tent's door covering flapped to the side suddenly, and Tyra stormed out with a dangerous flicker in her eye, muttering angrily under her breath...
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I rushed at a Neopian and knocked the wind out of her. The pink Kougra retaliated with a fire muffin. I nimbly dodged it, flipping in the air, and withdrew my Sword of Skardsen...