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The Writer's Insight on Writing

A story starts with an idea. The idea may be a bit of dialogue, a scene of action, or a general "what if?" statement.

by torkie10
Xweetoks on Strike

The Xweetok population feels as if it is being neglected and forgotten. They feel as if they are being poorly represented..

by heartswishingstars
Super and Attacking Interview with a Pea

SUAP: Pea pea pea. Pea-pea pea, pea.

Translation: Thank you, Doctor Q. I'm really welcomed to be on your awesome and riffic show.

by zewq

Radically Insane Extreme Potato Counter Game Guide

The payout for playing Extreme Potato Counter is way above average when compared to most of the other games...

by chaos_lives
Winning the Caption Contest

The captions with the most votes win. You can win from 5000-10,000np, a trophy, and an item...

by sylviau
Advertisements Attack: Amazing Ace Assaults Ads!

Sloth wants to profit off the game, however, so not every level is going to be as simple as clicking "Go!" buttons. He'll bombard each level after the first with numerous pop-ups advertising his devious and malicious products.

by spongebob234529
The Most Popular Streets in Neopia

These streets are ideal if you're looking for millions of friends but if you'd like a quiet and peaceful place, I suggest building your neohome somewhere else...

by wrozka600
Princess Lunara - Kidnapped or Hiding?

I have uncovered a devastating secret; it would change life as we know it on Neopia.

by i_love_mynci_1309
The Secret is Sand

Sand is the perfect ingredient in every bit of life.

by twocents
Paint Brushes: Neopia's Top 10

I embarked on a quest to seek out which of these Paint Brushes the general public found the most appealing as an item...

by shaddykins
Year 9's Top Trends for Halloween Costumes

What to wear: what styles are in, what colours to choose and who to dress up as...

by evie_firebolt
 
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"Lumos the Hero" by mermaid_leo
When he sat down, Lumos put his feet under the bench. He felt something and bent down to pick it up. When he saw what it was, Lumos stared at it with wide eyes and an open mouth. As he held it, his hands trembled and his heart leapt into his throat. It was a Cloud Paint Brush! This was the luckiest find in his life!




Other Stories


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Wingless: A Story of Determination
Christianna had always been envious of her brother's wings. He could fly circles around her...

by saphirelover400

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Hugs By The Hundreds
"We should sell something," said Sable...

by sugarbarbiedoll_x3

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Sunshine and the Sphere: Part Six
He had no doubt how a fight with Copper would end. The silence was broken briefly by a loud thump, and Rae knew Copper had jumped into the basement...

by punctuation_ninja

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What Am I?: Part Five
"This scar," he began in a low tone, barely more than a whisper, as if needing the answer but almost loathing to hear it. "How did I get it?"

by sarahleeadvent

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Blatant Ridiculousness
...It could be worse.

by highlordofpenguins

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A Spooky Halloween, part 3
Esophagor's Quest

by ghostkomorichu



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