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||Issue: 314 | 19th day of Collecting, Y9
|The Writer's Insight on WritingA story starts with an idea. The idea may be a bit of dialogue, a scene of action, or a general "what if?" statement.|
|Xweetoks on StrikeThe Xweetok population feels as if it is being neglected and forgotten. They feel as if they are being poorly represented..|
|Super and Attacking Interview with a PeaSUAP: Pea pea pea. Pea-pea pea, pea.|
Translation: Thank you, Doctor Q. I'm really welcomed to be on your awesome and riffic show.
|Radically Insane Extreme Potato Counter Game GuideThe payout for playing Extreme Potato Counter is way above average when compared to most of the other games...|
|Winning the Caption ContestThe captions with the most votes win. You can win from 5000-10,000np, a trophy, and an item...|
|Advertisements Attack: Amazing Ace Assaults Ads!Sloth wants to profit off the game, however, so not every level is going to be as simple as clicking "Go!" buttons. He'll bombard each level after the first with numerous pop-ups advertising his devious and malicious products.|
|The Most Popular Streets in NeopiaThese streets are ideal if you're looking for millions of friends but if you'd like a quiet and peaceful place, I suggest building your neohome somewhere else...|
|Princess Lunara - Kidnapped or Hiding?I have uncovered a devastating secret; it would change life as we know it on Neopia.|
|The Secret is SandSand is the perfect ingredient in every bit of life.|
|Paint Brushes: Neopia's Top 10I embarked on a quest to seek out which of these Paint Brushes the general public found the most appealing as an item...|
|Year 9's Top Trends for Halloween CostumesWhat to wear: what styles are in, what colours to choose and who to dress up as...|
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"Lumos the Hero" by mermaid_leo
When he sat down, Lumos put his feet under the bench. He felt something and bent down to pick it up. When he saw what it was, Lumos stared at it with wide eyes and an open mouth. As he held it, his hands trembled and his heart leapt into his throat. It was a Cloud Paint Brush! This was the luckiest find in his life!
"That experiment would have worked if you hadn't stopped me," he replied. "Anyway, look at my newest invention..."
|Lumos the Hero|
Lumos knew that it was the end of the topic. He was very upset. But he decided to go to the Turdle races anyway...
|What Am I?: Part Five|
"This scar," he began in a low tone, barely more than a whisper, as if needing the answer but almost loathing to hear it. "How did I get it?"
|The Mutant Prince: Part Three|
When Tarquinn left his room his face was pale, his eyes rimmed in red; he was a nervous wreck, and the party he had announced for that afternoon at his mansion filled him with dread...