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||Issue: 314 | 19th day of Collecting, Y9
|The Writer's Insight on WritingA story starts with an idea. The idea may be a bit of dialogue, a scene of action, or a general "what if?" statement.|
|Xweetoks on StrikeThe Xweetok population feels as if it is being neglected and forgotten. They feel as if they are being poorly represented..|
|Super and Attacking Interview with a PeaSUAP: Pea pea pea. Pea-pea pea, pea.|
Translation: Thank you, Doctor Q. I'm really welcomed to be on your awesome and riffic show.
|Radically Insane Extreme Potato Counter Game GuideThe payout for playing Extreme Potato Counter is way above average when compared to most of the other games...|
|Winning the Caption ContestThe captions with the most votes win. You can win from 5000-10,000np, a trophy, and an item...|
|Advertisements Attack: Amazing Ace Assaults Ads!Sloth wants to profit off the game, however, so not every level is going to be as simple as clicking "Go!" buttons. He'll bombard each level after the first with numerous pop-ups advertising his devious and malicious products.|
|The Most Popular Streets in NeopiaThese streets are ideal if you're looking for millions of friends but if you'd like a quiet and peaceful place, I suggest building your neohome somewhere else...|
|Princess Lunara - Kidnapped or Hiding?I have uncovered a devastating secret; it would change life as we know it on Neopia.|
|The Secret is SandSand is the perfect ingredient in every bit of life.|
|Paint Brushes: Neopia's Top 10I embarked on a quest to seek out which of these Paint Brushes the general public found the most appealing as an item...|
|Year 9's Top Trends for Halloween CostumesWhat to wear: what styles are in, what colours to choose and who to dress up as...|
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"A Change of Name" by eternal_flame_5
"Hey, Hayden! Or Miley! Or Crystal, or Cat, or whatever you're calling yourself this month!" I awoke to the insane-sounding shouting of my owner, Danielle. I groaned inwardly; she didn't even remember the name I had chosen for this month! Once I was downstairs and eating breakfast, she asked...
|Elephy the Great|
He saw the Emperor's royal messenger cart coming. He knew this was not a good sign. What if the emperor had decided he would be coming sooner than planned?
|Ultimate Decision: Part Four|
She had been waiting for what seemed like an eternity, and in some respects it had been nearly that long. But the Darkest Faerie's wait was all the more painful now that she was awake...