|A Waffle Paradise
||Issue: 293 | 25th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Altador Cup: How to Prepare!Are you ready for the Altador Cup? Well, you certainly will be after you follow these steps!|
|Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...|
|What's In a Name?Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...|
|Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and OwnerSince I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...|
|The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and ConsWith huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?|
|The Dandy Guide to Being UnfashionableWho needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?|
|Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New LayoutMany find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...|
|About PremiumSo what is Neopets Premium?|
|A Guide to Getting in the Neopian TimesAre you just trying out your writing sense? Trying to earn a trophy? Trying to earn that Neopian Times avatar?|
|How to Make a Good NeoAdventureI'll teach you a few tips and tricks that should get you a five-star rating!|
|Top 25 Things to do When You're Bored on Neopets2. Find that one picture TNT put on the "new features" page that one day that had that one meepit. Watch it blink... and blink... and blink... and blink...and move its nose... and blink... |
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Planning an Adventure?
The first step is deciding what type of NeoAdventure you want to make. You should choose this according to what interests you and what you are best at doing. If you're not good at writing stories, you should probably make a quiz. If you're bad at making good outcomes for quizzes, you should probably write a story. I suggest you take this advice, but it's your choice, after all...
|Of Robots and Chocolate Milkshakes|
Now, it just so happened that the aforementioned Secret Lab Safety for Foolish Assistants was one of the books Bob was carrying. He decided that perhaps now would be a good time to read it, before he caused any disasters...
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|Painting Up a Problem|
"No, I'm... I'm fine, I guess." Terry sighed miserably. Every word seemed to be dragged out of him. I knew grey pets were always sad, but...
|An Illusion Spun: Part Three|
They had scoured the island with a treasure hunter's eye, searching for anything that could help them escape this island -- because in whose wildest dreams did four pets wind up on a forgotten speck in the middle of the sea, unable to remember how exactly they had gotten there?
My admiration for your quick wit is only slightly greater than my impatience for "short" jokes. T_T