||Issue: 293 | 25th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Altador Cup: How to Prepare!Are you ready for the Altador Cup? Well, you certainly will be after you follow these steps!|
|Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...|
|What's In a Name?Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...|
|Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and OwnerSince I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...|
|The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and ConsWith huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?|
|The Dandy Guide to Being UnfashionableWho needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?|
|Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New LayoutMany find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...|
|About PremiumSo what is Neopets Premium?|
|A Guide to Getting in the Neopian TimesAre you just trying out your writing sense? Trying to earn a trophy? Trying to earn that Neopian Times avatar?|
|How to Make a Good NeoAdventureI'll teach you a few tips and tricks that should get you a five-star rating!|
|Top 25 Things to do When You're Bored on Neopets2. Find that one picture TNT put on the "new features" page that one day that had that one meepit. Watch it blink... and blink... and blink... and blink...and move its nose... and blink... |
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"Jhudora Who?" by qazx301
"My plots are barely mentioned in the Neopian Times anymore, and little Miss Vira, so called 'Acara of Darkness', is front page news! I need a new plot - something creative, something unique. Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" Noticing the many people staring...
|Of Robots and Chocolate Milkshakes|
Now, it just so happened that the aforementioned Secret Lab Safety for Foolish Assistants was one of the books Bob was carrying. He decided that perhaps now would be a good time to read it, before he caused any disasters...
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"Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!"
|Dreams Do Come True: Part Two|
Annette’s stomach did a flip-flop when she saw how serious these pets were. They all were silently looking over the music, clapping or humming the difficult rhythms. The most Annette had ever done to warm up was her scales...