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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'

Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo
Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties

Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2
Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page

Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77
The Anatomy of Random Events

A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06
Interpreting the Battledome Screen

The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru
On the Validity of Zapped Petpets

Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

by carrotopian
Where Do Owners Come From?

We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

by boofy113
Interview With The Uppingtons

That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer
The Cutest and Most Lovable Items

Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12
A Different Kind of Valentines

"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_
Gee, Thanks

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie
Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day

Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

by theneoowner
 
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"Bonju's Punishment" by treenifer
Kentari had done it, avoiding Bonju's gaze. It was logical for him to do it, being the weapons master. He had searched Bonju, checking that he wasn't holding anything that could further harm one of the crew members. "You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out. Kentari ignored him...




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A Poem of Friendship
Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine...

Also by goosher

by hello5346


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The Age of Reason
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion...

by rcr311

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Afternoon Tea: Part Four
"Well," began the Shoyru. "We have all sorts of flavors of coffee, cappuccino, latte, hot chocolate, tea..." The last word lingered in the air. Tea. For a brief moment, all of the details in Afton's life vanished as that one word echoed in her mind...

by reggieman721

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Five
Blu sat bolt upright. Another dream, and another perturbing one at that. That figure, it must be the person who stole the Trident, she thought, but who is it?

by hotchick859

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Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special
A Mysterious Valentines Card!

by accasperberry3

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Kiko Katastrophe
It was bad enough before...

by unaagi



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