|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 278 | 9th day of Awakening, Y9
|Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood?Welcome to the world of Gross Food. Not to be confused with food that is gross, such as sprouts, broccoli, and oatmeal...|
|Making Guilds Fun!!!Yes, it is time to get the fun on! Here is a starter list of games, activities, and guild services you and your guild can do to make things a bit more fun. |
|The DiamondEyez Review- The Top Ten Coffee TrendsPut simply, there is a wider variety of coffee than there has ever been before. So in case you haven’t joined the bandwagon or are just checking to make sure your ways are trendy, this review is a must...|
|The Best, the Worst: Of HolidaysOkay, so the big holidays are over. New Year's is done and gone, and your resolutions are probably forgotten on the floor. For the most part, you have squeezed every ounce of celebration out of these holidays. But you want more. |
|Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game GuideI have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie. |
|Neopian Illnesses RevealedPrevention is the first defense against catching a disease and hopefully after reading this article you will have learned a little more about what can cause your pet to become ill. |
|Neopoints, What is the Point? (Pun Not Intended)I have noticed that not many people have looked back upon their neverending frenzy of harvesting neopoints. "Why," they will ponder, "do we need all these neopoints?"|
|Monster Attacks And YouGiant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters?|
|Painted Petpets' Peculiar PricesWhat price to ask when you are selling a petpet? And what if you want to buy one? This article gives you the answers!|
|(Almost) Ten Fun Uses for Your LawnmowerI have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is!|
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"Masila: After the Battle" by natasha_nguyen
The storyteller seemed to smile again. It was hard to tell, when her face was almost entirely hidden by the rough material of her hood. "Ah, you younglings. All you want are tales of light, of golden heroes, of triumph over evil. Beings who become so warped by tales that they are transformed into creatures of utter perfection. You want glistening statues of heroism and good endings that finish so peacefully and dramatically..."
|Masila: After the Battle|
The storyteller gave a tiny smile and straightened, using a staff to help her. A terrible fall in the distant past had hurt her backbone considerably...
|Shush for the Screamer|
"Hi, Susie," whispered a familiar voice. Miriam was kneeling down on the carpet. Sitting next to her was a small Baby Acara, the one who, Susannah presumed, had just screamed...
|Afternoon Tea: Part Three|
"Oh, please!" cried Gloria, still standing up. "The Afton I'm friends with would never put hundreds of workers out of a job! You are not the friend I knew..."