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||Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-ThroughBefore we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...|
|Lab Ray RewardsI’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).|
|13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky NeopianYou see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian! |
|An Open Letter From FyoraCan faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...|
|Advanced Gummy DiceLearn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!|
|How to Juice Those MeepitsEveryone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities. |
|Editorial Questions You Never Knew AboutI happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...|
|Coffee HabitsWhether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?|
|Drop Site AcquiredJoin the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!|
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Are You Unlucky?
On your very first day on Neopets, you manage to land on the dreaded ‘Skeleton’ symbol on the ‘Wheel of Excitement’. Poor Fluffy will have to be stuck with a severe case of the Hoochie Coochies until you can manage enough money to buy the all important Hoochie Coochie Tablets to cure him. Of course, not having discovered the Soup Faerie yet, you have no money at all to feed poor Fluffy either, causing your pet to be diseased and starving...
Gloria was Sepia's only friend who, like her, was unpainted. Gloria was a blue Cybunny who lived a few blocks away from Sepia, and she shared the same ceaseless desire for a Faerie paint brush...
|A Lesson in Thanks|
Kate could not help but notice her owner had begun to look increasingly edgy and nervous.
"Kate, there is something I have to tell you," her owner began...
|The Hoarders: Part Seven|
Kannice stepped diagonally and was standing in front of her next victim. "What do you know about today's robbery?" she demanded. "I need to know everything. Time, who was involved..."