At the Top of Terror Mountain: Armin
TERROR MOUNTAIN - Dressed in bundles of clothing, two figures that looked vaguely
familiar hustled up Terror Mountain. Yes, it's another Rachel and Hu interview...
Rachel: So here we are at the top of Terror Mountain. We are here today to...
uh.... *nudges Hu* Hu, what are we doing in this freezing weather in Terror
Hu: For the thousandth's time, Rachel, we are here to interview...
Rachel: -Oh I know this one! We are here to interview the Snow Faerie!
Hu: No, we are here to interview Armin. *whacks Rachel with a snowball*
Rachel: Hey! That was uncalled for!
Hu: Oh well, *sticks her tongue at Rachel* here we are at Armin's house. *knocks
on the door*
Armin: *Opens the door in a bathrobe with a Polarchuck pattern* I don't want
anything of what you're selling. *Starts to close the door, but Hu sticks her
Hu: We're not selling anything. We wanted to interview you for an article for
the Neopian Times.
Armin: Let me take a look at my schedule. *Pulls out an overflowing schedule
book. Hu gasps while Rachel tastes yellow snow.* Interview...interview...interview...ah,
here it is! I have you blocked in for 3:47, right between tea with Hannah and
an autograph signing.
Rachel: What time is it?
Hu: Well since there are no electronic tools that can tell me the exact time
of this day, I judge by the alignment of the sun that it is about 3:40.
Armin: I don't do early interviews, so now you'll have to excuse me while I
go play with my Usuki dollies. It's time for their tea party...*starts to back
Rachel: Hey can I join you?
Armin: Sure! *Rachel and Armin run inside*
Hu: RACHEL! ARMIN! *Has an exasperated expression*
*Pauses and then chases after the two stupid ones.* *Finds them in a dark room
playing with two singer Usukis.*
Armin: *As his Usuki* I'm, like, so popular!
Rachel: *As her Usuki* Nu-uh, I'm more popular.
Armin: *As his Usuki* Oh yeah? *Starts beating up Rachel's Usuki.*
Rachel: Heyyy... that wasn't fair.
Hu: Guys, can we just start the interview already?
Armin: Oh, fine.
Rachel: I guess we can play Usuki some other day, Armin.
Hu: *sigh* Aren't you guys a little to old to be playing Usuki dolls?
Rachel & Armin: You're never too old to play Usuki dolls!
Armin: But, my Usuki doll was so much prettier than yours.
Rachel: Was not!
Armin: Was too!
Rachel: Was no-
Hu: -INTERVIEW! Remember me? Hu? Rachel and I are supposed to interview you,
Armin: Who's Hu? You don't make sense.
Hu: I'm Hu.
Armin: That's a funny name, Hu. Hu, Hu, Hu are you?
Rachel: *laughs* You have to admit, that's pretty funny.
Hu: RACHEL! You're supposed to be on my side.
Rachel: Fine, fine. Armin, let's get on with interview, shall we?
Armin: Okay. *sits on a chair and waits and waits and waits for five minutes*
Uh, Hu, you can start interviewing me now.
Hu: Sorry, I was trying to think of a question that WON'T take five hours to
answer like that Jhudora incident...*glares at Rachel*
Hu: Okay, I've got one. I know in the plot, you and Hannah were pals. But,
now that the plot's over, is she still a good friend?
Armin: *Laughs so hard he falls out of his chair.* That little good-for-nothing
Usul? Yeah, right.
Rachel: But you said you're having tea with her.
Armin: No, that's the other Hannah.
Rachel: Next question. Exactly what color are your eyes?
Armin: Sky blue.
Hu: Rachel, what kind of question was that?
Rachel: *Shrugs* I was curious.
Hu: *sigh* Rachel, let me do the questions.
Rachel: Why? Last time you got to do them!
Rachel: What happened to your Polarchuck?
Hu: *sarcastically* His Polarchuck realized that the fame wasn't enough and
decided to go on a long, long journey to... DISCOVER HIMSELF.
Rachel: Shut up Hu.
Armin: Thank you. *glares at Hu* I guess you don't really know what to expect
from someone who doesn't play with Usuki dolls anymore. Anyways, right after
the war was over, I found him on a rock. He was sitting there, as if he had
been waiting for me. But then when I brought him home, I used a hair sprayer
to make his fur all shiny and nice. But then...
Hu: What does that have to do with your petpet? You get off subject so easil-
Armin: I'm not done yet, you meanie. *throws a plushie at Hu who screams* Anyways,
so, I used the hairspray and it made Chuckie shed all over the house. Then Mommy
said that we weren't allowed to keep him. Then he was... *whispers* bald. And
Hu: Rachel, you're drooling.
Rachel: *Is sitting with one hand under her chin, listening intently.* Hu,
you interrupted him. How rude!
Armin: It is rude! We should go on strike against Hu!
Rachel: Yeah! I'll make posters! *Runs off to find paper.*
Hu: *To herself.* I don't think this interview will ever get done!
Armin: Don't talk to yourself, you weirdo!
Hu: You're calling me weird?
Armin: I didn't call you weird, I called you a weirdo.
Hu: Oh, I see...
Rachel: *runs back* Okay I got the papers...
Armin: What about markers?
Rachel: Whoops, I'll go get those too. *Runs away again.*
Hu: You do know I'm sitting right here, right?
Hu: Just making sure.
Hu: So how's life as a Neopian Star?
Armin: It's alright, but the fan girls get a little annoying. *Loud knocking
is heard at the door and screams of joy.* Hide! *Dives under the couch.*
Fan girls: *Break down the door.* Where's Armin?
Hu: Um, uh, he's uh, dead. Yeah, he's dead, so you better leave now.
Fan girls: Nooooo. *screams and go back out the door.*
Armin: *Comes back out.* Thanks, you saved me. Phew.
Hu: No problem. Do I get a favor now?
Armin: Sure. What would you like?
Hu: Hmm... how about-
Rachel: *runs back* Okay, I got the markers and the poster. So wh-
Hu: -How about you just do this interview and forget about putting rallies
Armin: *sigh* Fine.
Rachel: But I don't wanna do an interview, I wanna play with the Usuki dolls
and I wanna draw an ugl- I mean very beautiful picture of Hu! Hu, you're so
mean and you're no fun!
Hu: *another sigh* Rachel, go draw or whatever you want to do.
Rachel: Okay! *grin and starts drawing stuff on a paper*
Hu: Anyways, Armin, do you still talk to Kanrik?
Armin: Who is that?
Hu: Uh... the very shady guy in the cloak...?
Armin: Oh yeah, that dude. He's so ugly and he really needs to brush his teeth
Hu: -Please stay to the question. Do you still talk to him?
Armin: You're no fun! Well, no I don't because he's evil!
Hu: That's nice.
Armin: Seriously, he is. He's secretly working with Masila to bring back the
Hu: Do you have any proof of this?
Armin: Just these pictures. *Holds up pictures.*
Hu: *Grabs pictures.* Armin, these are a bunch of pictures cut out and taped
Armin: So what? I said they were pictures.
Hu: *sigh* Anything else?
Armin: Oh and he's also planning to rule Jelly World with Masila.
Hu: Wow, how interesting. *coughs*
Rachel: *Holds up a hideous picture of Hu.* Pwetty!
Hu: How about you interview and I color, Rachel?
Rachel: But I want to col-*Hu shoves Rachel in the direction of Armin and continues
Rachel: *sigh* Fine. Hu is such a big fat MEANIE. What is your full name Armin?
Hu: You do realise I can still hear you?
Armin: Arminous Frances Fyoro III Bori.
Rachel: And you're named after....?
Armin: Mommy said that she likes Fyora a lot. They were going to name me Arminousa
Franchesca Fyora III Bori, but I was a boy. Frances is my Daddy's name, and
Arminous means small warrior in Bori language.
Rachel: So should we call you Arminous Frances Fyora- I mean Fyoro III Bori?
Armin: NO! Just call me Armin.
Rachel: So who are you the " III" of?
Armin: Oh Mommy just put it at the end because it sounded cool.
Rachel: Oh, um, okay... *looks at the clock* It's 4:00. Cool.
Hu: *looks up* FOUR O'CLOCK? My manicure and pedicure at the parlor is at 4:10!
*drops her markers and grabs Rachel's hand*
Rachel: Ahhhh... Hu...can't you slow down?!
The two dash out the door and out of view for the readers and Armin. Armin
Armin: Bye and be careful of the..
He cringes when he hears a loud thud and yelling.
Armin: The... ice.
Back at the bottom of the mountain...
Hu: Well, we sure slid our way out of that one... heheh... anyways...
Rachel: Hope you enjoyed this interview.
Hu: And don't forget to hide from the Meepit stampede.
Rachel: B-what Meepit stampede? That wasn't in the script-
A large group of Meepits run where the two writers were standing. Moral of
the article? Don't stand in the middle of a stampede.
A/N: Here is another, wacky, insane, crazy interview, done by yours truly.
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