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Issue: 534 | 24th day of Awakening, Y14
Intro: Nigel's Arrival - Part Two
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All Because of the Omelette
It was just an accident, but now I'm the one to blame.
Demystifying the Food Club
These pirates are pretty ostentatious (seriously, every day a race to eat a 10 course meal at 2:15pm at a restaurant? Who wouldn't notice?).
Be Careful What You Wish For
What is this doing in the desert?!
Yum! It's raining chilli!
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