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MOEHOG DAY SPECIAL
A chorus of appealing squealing,
The roar of trotters nearing, nearing.
Moehog Day is here!
They march in twos or threes or fours,
They bang their trotters on every door.
Moehog Day is here!
A pair of tusks on every head,
A fat one waiting to be fed.
Moehog Day is here!
A lazy Moehog looks this way,
And blinks slowly as if to say,
"What are you doing out today?
Moehog Day is here!"
All Washed Up!
I'm no regular Moehog you see,
No, in fact I'm a sponge!
My job is to keep Neopia clean
Of dirt, slime, dust and grunge.
I'm soft and I'm squishy and really quite flat,
And I'm covered in small holes!
I'm used for scrubbing other Neopets clean,
And even cleaning pots and bowls!
I spend all day propped up by the sink,
My life is extremely drab.
It takes too much effort to try and walk,
But sometimes I give it a stab...
Alas! I fall over, I've fallen again.
My life is just one boring splash.
I'm terrified my owner will tire of me,
And I'll wind up in the trash!
My body lies motionless on the floor,
Holding water which makes me quite limp.
I have no bones or muscles to help me move,
Everyone thinks I'm a wimp.
But my owner says she does love me so,
Even though I am always wet.
She says I'm no fighter, but she doesn't care--
I'm a pet she'll never forget!
The Robot Moehog's Plea
Accessing the data sensors,
And the transmission is go,
Now there's something about me,
That I think you should know.
I am a shiny robot Moehog,
With a body of copper and steel,
But although I don't bruise easily,
It doesn't mean that I can't feel.
If the light on my tail is blinking,
It means that I'm feeling down,
But because my face is sculpted,
I cannot wear a frown.
When I start to move too slowly,
Recharge me at the nearest plug,
If my joints creak as I walk along,
I need oiling and a hug.
Processing knowledge files,
Recalling last known data log,
Please remember I need friends
As much as any other Moehog.
The essence of confidence,
With a lady always at his side,
Even she cannot see his cards
As he contemplates his next move.
An unreadable smirk
And charming eyes
Distract his opponents,
And never reveal the path he chooses.
Rumors tell his tail will give him away;
"A Moehog will always leave a clue."
But this pet knows his game
And plays it well.
Beware his good looks
And suave persona,
For Agent 00 Hog
Will woo your heart,
And cheat his way to your Neopoints.
The Unfortunate Moehog
Rain falls in a heavy shower,
All the Moehogs run for cover
But for one, who cannot move,
He's soaked through in his spongy hooves.
What's a sponge Moehog to do?
A holey brain would have no clue.
Water makes him wet inside as
Friends laugh at his unfortunate plight.
He thinks of all those happy times
When he could swim with peaceful mind,
When he had no fear of getting drenched,
Like his normal carefree friends.
This Moehog sighs with much regret,
Lamenting that day at the lab.
He wishes that he could change back,
And never be a sponge Neopet.
Lost in thought, the rain has stopped,
With the sun out, now it's hot,
He sits alone on heated ground,
Waiting to dry inside and out.
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