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BRUCE DAY SPECIAL
Bruce Paint Brush Styles
Christmas Bruce is festive,
Electric Bruce has style.
Halloween Bruce is spooky,
Disco Bruce is wild!
Checkered Bruce is nifty,
Baby Bruce is cute.
The brown Bruce is lovely,
Glowing one is a hoot!
Starry Bruce is heavenly,
Fire Bruce is hot.
Plushie Bruce is in stitches,
Ghost Bruce can't be caught.
Speckled Bruce sees spots,
Split Bruce can't decide.
Rainbow Bruce is everything,
Snow Bruce stays outside.
Cloudy Bruce is wistful,
Striped Bruce is soft.
Sketch Bruce is creative,
And faerie one stays aloft.
Purple Bruce is pretty,
White is rather plain.
Orange Bruce stands out,
While spotted Bruce does refrain.
Red Bruce has a temper,
Blue Bruce is icy cold.
Green Bruce is bright,
Yellow is fun to hold.
Every Bruce in Neopia
Is special in their way,
So you should go to the Pound,
And adopt a Bruce today!
Bruce So Spruce and Sloth So Wroth
Oh Brucey B, oh Brucey B!
The sprucest Bruce you'll ever see;
Expert at cards, this gambler he
With lucky coin went on a spree,
Then risked it all for more with glee,
And lost his coin despite his plea.
It's easy to see that at Cheat! he's a master,
But as a role model, an utter disaster!
It turned out that his coin was a key.
A stranger came, a stranger cruel,
And Brucey B did play the fool.
He took the bait; gold made him drool,
But Spectre had a special tool,
And won the bet and took the pool
By extra cheats outside the rule!
But Brucey B's friends Fernypoo and Capara
Decided to help him and set out on the morrow,
Hoping that next time Brucey would keep his cool.
So past the Haunted Woods that loom,
They found a desert and a tomb
With gold and peril in each room,
Where Sloth did seek Neopia's doom--
A staff with power to go boom!
With which to conquest he would zoom.
He'd rule all Neopia; it would be awful!
He'd work all the rest so Sloth could be slothful!
(The coin got him in; see Brucey fume.)
From line of fire they tried to dive;
The staff its path could blast and rive,
Or make them snaky Cobralls live.
Frank Sloth then did the power jive
A time or two, or maybe five,
And made the Rock Beast come alive.
Then from all the worlds came the Neopet fighters,
But Brucey was up there with Sloth--
What a blighter!
Oh, now just how could Brucey B survive?
But Brucey's luck no longer lacked!
The Rock Beast down to rocks was hacked;
The staff's assistance swiftly cracked,
And Sloth flew off with mood so black,
They knew there'd be a next attack --
But Brucey got his coin back!
So off they went home, having tired of exploring,
And eager to get back to something more boring,
But not as dull as hearing Brucey yak.
The Wannabe Brucey
Practicing on an icy cold rink,
Catching those slippery, beautiful notes,
A colorful, charming, rainbow Bruce,
His large heart filled with many high hopes.
His dream is to be just like Brucey B,
The Cheat! player of all time,
But instead this hopeful little Bruce
Wants to dance to both song and rhyme.
Now he practices every day;
Sooner or later, he will be rewarded
For the hard work he's done
From the time that he started.
He will be famous one day,
And his name known everywhere,
But for now, his name
Is known virtually nowhere.
As the sun rises over snow-capped peaks
Of Terror Mountain so white,
The Bruces celebrate their special day
Right into the black of the night!
The Bruces gear up for some skating
Over the clear frozen lakes;
The whistle of wind and the clacking of skates,
Ah! What great music it makes.
Battledome weapons and food to consume
Are unveiled this very day.
It makes the Bruces (and all other Neopets)
Go "Wow!" and "Great!" and "Hooray!"
Among the visitors to the mountain peaks
Is Brucey B, who is revered by all,
But today he is one of the many Bruces
Watching the clear white snow fall.
So on Bruce Day, have a great time!
Play with the Bruces you see!
After some sledding and skating,
You'll be practically laughing with glee!
From a tower a light gleams,
Coming through the window seams;
Up the stairs, behind a door,
Is an answer to old folklore.
Here resides Denethrir the Bruce;
Though he may look quiet obtuse,
In reality he is very bright,
Knowing the Gaia Wands' secret light.
Alone he sits reading his book,
Researching an ancient nook,
The jungle ruins host a tower
Rumored to hold awesome power.
If you ever get the chance,
Stop on by and have a glance;
Bring some items, and he just might
Share secrets of the Wands' light.
So he sits, waiting for the clue;
With some help, an item or two,
One day he may unlock the power
Hidden in that secret tower.
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