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Hey! That's familiar!
I've seen that before!
Oh, how wish I knew more!
What do I speak of? Well, now you'll see;
Just stop what you're doing, and listen to me.
It's Mystery Pic, that brain-bending game
Where you try to remember
Where there's something the same.
So if you've got a good memory,
(Kiko Match, anyone?)
And you can think fast,
Go try it, it's fun!
They give you a pic
Of a small part of something,
You look, and you think,
Hoping bells it does ring.
Of the thousands of things
In Neopia found,
Only one thing's the right one,
So search all around.
It could be a header,
Or part of a pet,
A collectable card...
Hey! Don't give up yet!
There's lots more to go!
A weapon, perchance?
Or maybe it's the striped seat
Of Chia Clown's pants?
Go on now, keep searching,
There's no time to delay!
With this competition,
You must find it today!
My Sticky Snowball
I bought a snowball today,
it's perfect in every way,
it's hard and light,
and packed so tight,
that Chia Clown will pay!
He's beaten me in two Battledome fights,
both times he knocked out my lights,
but now I have my snowball,
I'll pin that Chia to the wall
and show the world my might!
This snowball is a really bright pink,
it's known as "sticky" I think,
It doesn't seem to melt away,
I've heard they keep for many a day,
but after too long they start to stink!
So I challenged that silly Chia,
and I made sure he didn't see-a,
my secret snowball of power,
it is sure to make him cower,
and he'll run away screaming "Momma-Mia!"
I threw that snowball right at his face,
and soon after he met his disgrace,
as I finished him off,
I gave him a scoff,
saying "How did that snowball taste?"
The level says it's hard
And I might have to agree
But I've only been playing
For a day or three
I can already tell
This game will be tough
But I have to admit
That I can't get enough
Make your move here
And put your block there
Look out! Oh no!!
Is this game really fair?
I haven't won yet
But I am getting good
I am actually doing better
Then I thought that I would
I can't stop playing
I keep clicking play again
Will I ever win this
If so, how and when?
I suggest you go try it
You just never know
You might win quick
So I say have a go
Neopets is getting better
With every game that they make
I'll play now before bed
And again when I wake
So go check out Cellblock
I doubt you'll be upset
Hopefully I will win soon
Because I haven't won yet
Cap'n Threelegs the Hero
I'm sure you've all heard the tale before
The story began before the Meridell war.
Rumor has it a sweet-toothed billionaire
Built the town so the scent could fill the air.
A potion of Kauvara's could have backfired
But the situation couldn't have been more dire.
How did the Jelly World come to be?
I'll share the events to you from me.
Cap'n Threelegs was out
On the sea with his crusty crew
When suddenly Maraqua
Disappeared out of sight.
The island had been engulfed
But a swirling whirlpool
With fear in his eyes,
The crew understood his plight.
He thought, "A fierce undertow,
Or perhaps a tsunami?"
What caused the current
And poor Maraqua's demise?
Just then, gelatinous goo
Bubbled to the surface,
What they all saw next
Brought disbelief to their eyes.
The giant yellow gelatin
Had spots of green, red, purple and pink.
The Cap'n was stilled when he saw
The creature open his mouth agape.
He heard the cries of Maraquans
Stranded about in the waters.
The fear he felt in his heart
Gave him goosebumps
From foot to neck nape.
He knew they had to fight before
The jelly could destroy more of Neopia.
He called his crew to his side and they
Got their pet Pawkeets from below deck.
They ordered the small flock to attack
The gelatin from all sides.
They flew into formation,
Hunted for weak spots and began to peck.
They found it tasted sweet
Yet others found it spicy and hot.
The Pawkeets attacked over and over again,
Filling their bellies.
The jelly writhed and moaned and spat
Glowing goo at the pets.
The crew of the ship got pelted
With several colors of jellies.
After just a few minutes
Since the fighting began
There was a grumble
And then a high-pitched sound.
The gelatinous goo
Was at that time dead and defeated
And all that was left
Was a giant jelly mound.
After the goo bubbled and oozed,
It settled, as did the sea.
The crew clapped and cheered the Cap'n
For how he took a stand.
And then they set about rescuing
The stranded Maraquans.
They were plucked from the water
And left on Mystery Island.
They seldom talk about the day
A war was waged and won
By an old captain, a flock of Pawkeet,
And his crusty crew.
Go forward now and tell the tale
To your pets and friends
About how Jelly World came to be,
Cap'n Threelegs, and the mysterious goo.
I want to buy a toilet,
but not any throne will do...
My T.P. is soft as clouds
why not my toilet too?
Black porcelain is modern;
Horns have rustic charm...
but do I want a toilet
with a spider on the arm?
I do not want a spooky one
Or teeth marks where I'm sitting!
Though fluffy softness would be nice
and cushion would be fitting...
A fancy toilet has its charm
with curtains on its tank
But I'm afraid to sit on it
without a noble rank!
And gold can grow quite cold I hear,
and though this might sound dumb...
The last thing that I want each morning
is a frozen bum!
A disco toilet might be fun,
I quite enjoy the flowers!
Turn potty time to party time
The fun could last for hours...
When you flush the little handle
it plays a disco melody!
But do I really want a toilet
that is funkier than me?
My friends each give opinions,
but there are so many voices...
Alas, it is a problem,
when there are so many choices!
But I've looked at every option
and the choice is clear to see...
a fluffy toilet made of clouds
is just the one for me!
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