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Celebrating The Soaps Of Neopia
by Painted_dreams87

The world of Neopia is filled
with many unique bars of soap; 
such a wide variety of shapes and colors,
some even come on a rope.

If you fancy a soap that is
shaped like your favorite 'pet,
the adorable Baby Bruce Soap
will become a quick favorite, I bet.

If you're a fan of Petpets,
perhaps Jinjah Soap meets your wish.
The fun little orange soap could
even be put in a Pfish Soap Dish.

If the edible variety is what you seek,
try Chokato, chocolate, or chestnut.
You can smell delicious
and break out of any rut.

If none of these soaps meet your needs,
you can buy a Soap Making Kit.
Along with the Soap Making book,
you'll surely make a soap that will fit.

The Charge Of The Miamouse Brigade
by Archangellight

Some say Neopia will end with fire,
And others ice.
But I know
It must be so:
It ends with Miamice.

Don’t ask me why,
But someday you will see
The Petpet’s true face
And frightful tastes:
Miamouse monstrosity.

Be it a potion or a spell,
Or laboratory ray,
A Miamouse
Will eat your house
Some grim and horrid day.

They’ll eat Maraqua and Shenkuu,
All of Terror Mountain.
Lost Desert sands,
Altador’s lands,
They’ll eat the Rainbow Fountain.

Lock your doors and hide in vain --
The Miamice will proceed.
You can’t defend,
The world will end
In a Miamouse stampede.

Please Don't Feed Me Trash
by Madame_pretentious97

Owner, I wanna talk, just you and me --
You care so much, I have little to bash.
You treat me so nice, but I have one plea:
Please don't feed me trash.

I promise to you that I'll be good,
Bad  habits and behaviors I'll fix in a dash.
Just promise me to get actual food,
Please don't feed me trash. 

A Skeith's belly is big, it's true,
It could handle glass and steel goulash.
But do you think I wanna eat that rotten shoe?
Please don't feed me trash.

I can eat berries, custard, veggies, and tongue,
It doesn't have to cost much cash.
Just don't give me bits of wire, wool, and dung --
Please don't feed me trash.

I am not your garbage disposal!
I don't mean to sound too brash.
All I have is one proposal:
Please, PLEASE don't feed me trash.

In The Depths Of The Woods
by Sylvaniacompaq

In the depths of the Haunted Woods,
Strange creatures creep and glow,
And once you enter this place
Your fear will surely show.

Those haggard things in the markets
Will draw you near,
But if you turn away
They will taunt and jeer.

Empty spirits drift by,
Their souls long lost,
They sold it to the darkness,
Though high was the cost.

The Fairgrounds, where odd things play,
And in the alleys, 
Hidden are the goblins and clowns --
Be wary of where you go
In this place of smiles and frowns.

I Missed You, Players!
by Indulgences

My friends are on hiatus, and
I'm sad and all alone.
They're busy with their schoolwork and
Their absence I bemoan!

I miss the HC regulars
That used to spam and joke.
Their posts would make me laugh each morn
As soon as I awoke!

The Battledomers disappeared.
They're busy with real life.
I miss their guild-based tournaments,
In locked and constant strife.

But I can smile, anticipate
A flock of players new.
Each week brings eager newcomers
That Neopets has wooed!

And when the summer season hits,
The people who took breaks
Return to play on Neopets,
Which they did not forsake.

My friends return, update accounts,
And feed their motley 'pets.
They're sorry that they left the site.
They're full of such regrets!

The HC population grows.
The regulars come back.
Their posts are full of humor; I'm
A laughing maniac!

The Battledomers then return
And set up contests, too.
Some players brandish strong new 'pets.
They make their glad debut!

It's just a tiny poem that
I wrote about my life.
I want the players to return
Because I love this site!

So please, my dear Neopians,
Keep chatting on the boards!
I miss you much when you're away.
You're loved, and you're adored!


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