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On Being A Scurvy Seadog, And Such...
Being a pirate's not much fun,
At least not when you're on the run,
But maybe you will get some sick kicks,
When YOUR whirlpool blows Maraqua to bits!
Being a buccaneer is a hardy life,
You won't be far from trouble and strife,
But maybe you get some sort of pleasure,
When the lives of the Koi are held at your leisure.
Being a seadog's a bit of a bore,
'Cos you'll never see anything
You ain't seen before,
But maybe you'll enjoy the nastiness,
Of seeing underwater cities go up in blastiness!
Being in piracy's a really tough job,
Not least if you're a deck swab,
But maybe your evil will at last show,
When a glorious nation are dead, you know.
Being a corsair's a rather grim thing,
For you'll be ever closer to having your last swim,
But it's all worth it, or at least they say,
When you're holding the life of a town at bay.
Lastly, being a scurvy seadog's a terrible occupation,
Especially when you kill a whole nation,
But some think it's cute,
And some think it's CLEVER,
And some have destroyed Maraqua forever.
Krawk Island Haikus
Jolly Roger Flag
Rising over Krawk Island
New buccaneer's world.
Neopets working out
Pirates' training school, where
Dubloons pave your way.
Making his way 'round the deck
Swabbing as he goes.
Dubloons, gleaming bright
To keep or use, to buy or sell
Await all who comes.
There's too much Pirate this-and-that
On Neopets today.
The Gallery and Poetry
Are Pirates all the way.
A Pirate in Pet Spotlight
And a Pirate Usuki Doll-
It's a wonder there's non-Pirate stuff
In Neopia at all!
The Caption Competitions
Features Pirates and you must have heard
There are new Pirate themed games everywhere;
Why, it's absurd!
With Pirate Greetings by the ton
And Pirate Better-Than-You
And Pirate Books and Pirate STUFF
Are overwhelming too!
With Pirates in Maraqua
And more Pirates in the news,
And what's with these new Pirate cards?
I really am confused!
These Pirate games are not half bad though,
If you try them out.
From Deckswabber I got lots of points
And then found something out:
When I get o'er 300 points
In Deckswabber (a fun game),
I find stuck in my inventory
A coin, a Dubloon it's named!
Though Dubloons are expensive,
There is not much you can do
With such a thing. Expensive,
But they have no real use!
This Pirate stuff has made me sick.
I'm tired of this stuff!
Dubloons and poems and pictures...
I have really had enough!
Wait a second. What's this now?
A new Academy?
That raises pet's statistics
With Dubloons the currency?
This is quite interesting.
Dubloons are easy to get.
And with this new place I can raise
The level of my pet!
This Pirate stuff is here to stay;
It's crowding every mall.
But these Dubloons...
Perhaps it isn't so bad, after all!
What will a new
Neopian day bring?
A brand new world
With wonderous things.
Gone is the old
With waters and fish,
And come is the new with
More than you could wish.
With an Academy, Armada
And the Golden Dubloon,
I hope the attractions
Will all open up soon!
So welcome to Krawk Island
With pirates galore.
It's a great new world
That we all adore!
Oh great fallen Maraqua
what destructive evil has embraced you
and vanquished your mighty name?
Oh sad and broken jewel
beneath our mighty sea
it was the evil pirate who cursed you
and now you cease to be.
A cold and violent whirlpool
appeared as if it where from hell
breaking all the people's spirit
like a casted black dark spell.
Oh unfortunate underwater marvel
how we all grieve now that you're gone.
Your aquatic pets, your marketplace
is just all seems so wrong.
Will you rise again Maraqua?
For now we can only dream
and remember what use to be.
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